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    Default 8-Limbed Boy Needs Surgery to Remove Parasitic Twin

    Ugh... Good luck looking at this...


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    Is that a parasitic twin, or are you just happy to see me?

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    damn that's gross. Shit like this really freaks me out when it comes to having kids. I'd absolutely hate to have something like this going on with my child.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    damn that's gross. Shit like this really freaks me out when it comes to having kids. I'd absolutely hate to have something like this going on with my child.
    Just stay away from India or Indonesia and you've probably reduced the chances by about 99%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister T. View Post
    Just stay away from India or Indonesia and you've probably reduced the chances by about 99%.
    that is a fine point.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    i was surprised to see his name is Deepak Paswaan...i was expecting it to be Peter Parker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    i was surprised to see his name is Deepak Paswaan...i was expecting it to be Peter Parker!
    LOL! Peter Parker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    i was surprised to see his name is Deepak Paswaan...i was expecting it to be Peter Parker!







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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    damn that's gross. Shit like this really freaks me out when it comes to having kids. I'd absolutely hate to have something like this going on with my child.
    In the US, we have prenatal care which would detect this during the first trimester and it would probably be recommended to end the pregnancy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Is that a parasitic twin, or are you just happy to see me?

    Classic.




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    Quote Originally Posted by loveevhsince79 View Post
    In the US, we have prenatal care which would detect this during the first trimester and it would probably be recommended to end the pregnancy.
    Yep, when The Wife gets pregnant we're going to take every picture with every camera through every lens. I just can't do the whole raising a flipper kid with its brain on the outside and a parasitic twin sticking out of his gut. Call me a bastard I guess but that's not how I want things to play out for my family.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    Yep, when The Wife gets pregnant we're going to take every picture with every camera through every lens. I just can't do the whole raising a flipper kid with its brain on the outside and a parasitic twin sticking out of his gut. Call me a bastard I guess but that's not how I want things to play out for my family.
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    that poor kid. I can only imagine how poor his quality of life would be under the best of circumstances in that country. If he cannot be separated from the parasitic twin, I cannot imagine how he will live.

    what a terrible 4 hands to be dealt......very sad

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    He'd make an awesome goalie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
    He'd make an awesome goalie.



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