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    Default Koala's overheating in Oz

    My brother sent me this in an email so I dont know if it's news over there but it was so cute, I wanted to share it.

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    AT 120 DEGREES IN AUSTRALIA , IT WAS SO HOT FOR A WEEK THAT KOALAS
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    ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE FROM THE HEAT AND TO GET A BIT OF SHADE
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    AWW! As sad as it is that it's SO hot there, it's AMAZING to see those critters asking for our help! WOW!
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    That's pretty awesome and I agree with that quote about loving an animal awakening a part of the soul.

    Any australians care to help me with some clarification? I was raised to believe koala bears were these cute cuddly little creatures. As I got older I was told that such beliefs were bullshit and that koala bears will fuck you in a bad way...that they were actually really mean and tended to err on the side of ripping people's faces off. These photos certainly show a rather cutesy side of these animals but perhaps they are only that way because they wanted water.

    So...which is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    That's pretty awesome and I agree with that quote about loving an animal awakening a part of the soul.

    Any australians care to help me with some clarification? I was raised to believe koala bears were these cute cuddly little creatures. As I got older I was told that such beliefs were bullshit and that koala bears will fuck you in a bad way...that they were actually really mean and tended to err on the side of ripping people's faces off. These photos certainly show a rather cutesy side of these animals but perhaps they are only that way because they wanted water.

    So...which is it?
    If I promise it won't rip your face off, can I have a koala?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lacy_vious View Post
    If I promise it won't rip your face off, can I have a koala?

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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    That's pretty awesome and I agree with that quote about loving an animal awakening a part of the soul.

    Any australians care to help me with some clarification? I was raised to believe koala bears were these cute cuddly little creatures. As I got older I was told that such beliefs were bullshit and that koala bears will fuck you in a bad way...that they were actually really mean and tended to err on the side of ripping people's faces off. These photos certainly show a rather cutesy side of these animals but perhaps they are only that way because they wanted water.

    So...which is it?
    They are basically harmless. IF you were to come across one and pick it up or try and get it outta a tree its going to claw and scratch and carry on a bit but chances of that scenario happening are basically zero. Noones ever been savaged by packs of maurauding Koalas before.

    They live in the trees. they dont come down a lot, and if you are in an area with Koalas, chances are you won't even know it, they're way up there, and they dont usually want anything to do with you!

    Cute email but I think someones being kinda creative with some unrelated photos there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    That's pretty awesome and I agree with that quote about loving an animal awakening a part of the soul.

    Any australians care to help me with some clarification? I was raised to believe koala bears were these cute cuddly little creatures. As I got older I was told that such beliefs were bullshit and that koala bears will fuck you in a bad way...that they were actually really mean and tended to err on the side of ripping people's faces off. These photos certainly show a rather cutesy side of these animals but perhaps they are only that way because they wanted water.

    So...which is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    Are you sure you don't mean panda's?
    pandas are supposed to be mean as shit too but no i'm sure I'm talking about koalas...maybe it's just one of those urban legend/joke things but I've consistently heard over the last 10 years or so that koalas are hornery little cusses.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    pandas are supposed to be mean as shit too but no i'm sure I'm talking about koalas...maybe it's just one of those urban legend/joke things but I've consistently heard over the last 10 years or so that koalas are hornery little cusses.
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    HH said I can't have one 'cause they shit on the carpet....is that true too Goo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
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