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    Alright.....Here's our next installment of Caption this Photo.
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    Ed:Yeah Hartley, I'm tellin' ya......I feel better then I have in years! Gary's a brother! Stick with me. This version of Van Halen, is gonna be bigger than anything we've done before! You should hear the new album!

    Hartley: Does it uh....sound as good as you look?
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    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLEEPER5150 View Post
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    So the fucker comes out of nowhere and grabs my shopping cart. I must have chased that fucker for 3 blocks. Cans were flying out every which way from Sunday. Once I got the cart back I had to walk back and pick them up one by one. Ruined my whole morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLEEPER5150 View Post
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    Hartley: Wow Ed, uh, you don't look so good. What's wrong, are you sick?

    Ed: Ah hell, I feel like shit...I don't know where in the hell Kimmie's at, and I need her badly.






    Couldn't resist......

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    I think I got a hold of some really bad Mexican food dude. I think I'm gonna puke!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Hartley: Wow Ed, uh, you don't look so good. What's wrong, are you sick?

    Ed: Ah hell, I feel like shit...I don't know where in the hell Kimmie's at, and I need her badly.






    Couldn't resist......

    THAT Ed does it for you??

    Holy shit, I didn't think a picture as bad as the red carpet pic even existed.
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    Hartley: So Ed......Just wondering....How do you feel about Joe Satriani?

    Ed:.................
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    THAT Ed does it for you??

    Holy shit, I didn't think a picture as bad as the red carpet pic even existed.

    HUH?? Ed does it for me period. You know that. In this pic, he just looks like he's got the flu and needs ALOT of sleep. Still CUTE though, but in that red carpet pic, Ed was gravely gravely ill. He needed hospitalization then.

    Enough of the sad thoughts...just look at that man now! HEALTHY!!!!!!!!

    Now, back to the regularly scheduled programming. Sorry Sleeper honey.

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    Wait,

    You telling me its only three ply binding? I said five!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLEEPER5150 View Post
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    Hartley: So Ed, you went to TLW this year eh?

    ED: Man............

    Hartley: What's wrong? Did something happen? Was the summer humidity a real bitch, what's up?

    ED: Nah man........ just..................

    Hartley: Dude, what is it? I heard that get together is usually really fun........

    ED: It is, but 1st off, these 2 chicks..........PT and SST or some shit like that made these fucking fucked up drinks. I mean, they didn't even taste like alcohol, some chick from England making me wear these large sun glasses, some fucking dude that thinks he's a goat kept tossin my ass into the pool. The host made me shoot some absinthe shit that made the sky look green and yellow, and some muthafucker named Paw kept showing me his brown eye, this fucking CB'ing truck driver that was in my face and squeezing the shit out of me when he hugged me, some army dude that forced me to eat God Damned Jack in the Box tacos...........I had long haired guy from Dallas that wrote all over me with a fucking sharpie........jesus man......... oh.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhh and get this, some muthafucker claiming to be a paramedic kept sticking IV's in me because he said I was throwing up blood.

    THEN...........I wake up on a fucking twister mat in the back yard with a dog turd next to my head. Hartley, and I had 2 more days of this shit to put up with.

    Hartley: Sounds like a party, Ed.

    ED: Fuck that.............wait a minute, shit not her again...............and this is like the 200th fucking text message I"ve gotten from some chick named Kimmie......

    This TLW thing is like a petting zoo from the different types of people that show up. It's to fucking much for me...........umm, hey Hartley?

    Hartley: Yo bro?

    ED: Did I really fire Mike?

    Hartley: Yeah you did...........

    ED: Jesus, I need him back. I blame my lack of decision making on that group in Texas. If they hadn't fucked me up so damn bad........I need pillow, really...... the fucking room is spinning.

    Hartley: Are you still hung over?

    ED: Fuck your stupid questions Hart................



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post
    Hartley: So Ed, you went to TLW this year eh?

    ED: Man............

    Hartley: What's wrong? Did something happen? Was the summer humidity a real bitch, what's up?

    ED: Nah man........ just..................

    Hartley: Dude, what is it? I heard that get together is usually really fun........

    ED: It is, but 1st off, these 2 chicks..........PT and SST or some shit like that made these fucking fucked up drinks. I mean, they didn't even taste like alcohol, some chick from England making me wear these large sun glasses, some fucking dude that thinks he's a goat kept tossin my ass into the pool. The host made me shoot some absinthe shit that made the sky look green and yellow, and some muthafucker named Paw kept showing me his brown eye, this fucking CB'ing truck driver that was in my face and squeezing the shit out of me when he hugged me, some army dude that forced me to eat God Damned Jack in the Box tacos...........I had long haired guy from Dallas that wrote all over me with a fucking sharpie........jesus man......... oh.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhh and get this, some muthafucker claiming to be a paramedic kept sticking IV's in me because he said I was throwing up blood.

    THEN...........I wake up on a fucking twister mat in the back yard with a dog turd next to my head. Hartley, and I had 2 more days of this shit to put up with.

    Hartley: Sounds like a party, Ed.

    ED: Fuck that.............wait a minute, shit not her again...............and this is like the 200th fucking text message I"ve gotten from some chick named Kimmie......

    This TLW thing is like a petting zoo from the different types of people that show up. It's to fucking much for me...........umm, hey Hartley?

    Hartley: Yo bro?

    ED: Did I really fire Mike?

    Hartley: Yeah you did...........

    ED: Jesus, I need him back. I blame my lack of decision making on that group in Texas. If they hadn't fucked me up so damn bad........I need pillow, really...... the fucking room is spinning.

    Hartley: Are you still hung over?

    ED: Fuck your stupid questions Hart................



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    "hey Ed, did you know your musical career is so pathetic that they've taken to captioning photos on the VHLinks Forum?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLEEPER5150 View Post
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    Ed:Yeah it's juice, why would I pour wine into a fucking plastic bottle??!!!!
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    One noticeable difference between Judas Priest and Metallica...
    ...Judas Priest only has one gay guy in the band.

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    [QUOTE=SLEEPER5150;1243153]Alright.....Here's our next installment of Caption this Photo.
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    Hartley, look at the size of those TITS man !!! Those can't be real...

    What Ed? I'm trying to remember why I'm here, why you have two different colored gloves, 1/2 a sweater on your head and smell like a winos unmentionables...
    If cleanliness were next to Godliness, then that would make you the devil...(CLUTCH)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by h*bunter View Post
    What in the hell wes in that bottle???

 

 

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