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    Default The official Heidi Montag thread...

    Wow... This chick is off her rocker... Is this what "celebrity" is all about these days???? I almost feel sorry for her, and the fact she's a victim of today's lust fo popular culture... How do people like this make money!??!

    Seems "The Hills" star Heidi Montag's 10 new plastic surgery nips and tucks really have built up the 23-year-old's self-esteem.

    Now that she looks almost nothing like she did as recently as November, the blond -- she's still blond -- is apparently confident enough, MSNBC's the Scoop says, to pose topless for Playboy!

    That's instead of just settling for those lame-o, no-nudity bikini shots she popped for the mag back in September.

    You go girl! Woo! Hoo! Because nothing says "I'm happy just being the strong woman who is me!" than pressing your bangin' new triple-Ds up against a soapy shower door and banking six or seven figures for your scantily clad day's work.

    Hubby Spencer Pratt will no doubt be even prouder of his artistically expressive wife. Plus, a friend told InTouch magazine, Heidi "could use the money."

    Perhaps there'll even be enough cash for "The Hills" Barbie to buy the even-bigger breasts she told People she wants installed as soon as her doctor decides it's no longer medically unsafe.

    Hey, a girl can dream.


    The procedures included: nose job revision, chin reduction, mini brow lift, Botox in her forehead and frown area, fat injections in her cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, neck liposuction, ear pinning, liposuction on her waist, hips, inner and outer thighs, buttock augmentation and breast augmentation revision.

    Record Sales Epic FAIL: Heidi Montag's Album Tanks Hard

    As if things couldnít get any worse for the plastic surgery-addicted Hills star, Heidi Montagís album has debuted with some of the worst numbers the music industry has ever seen.

    According to Nielsen Soundscan, Montagís Superficial LP sold just 658 copies in its first week of release. She also apparently bankrupted herself producing the album. She told EW last week, ďÖI put every dollar I have into this. Iíve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. Itís cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality Ö (But) I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history.Ē



    This goes to show that money can buy you really big fake boobs and a face made of plastic, but it canít buy talent.
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    This chick was on a cover of Maxim a couple years ago and I almost tripped walking away from the mail box. She was sooo pretty.

    I recently saw an article about her pulling a Michael Jackson and it's a damn shame because she looks hideous now.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    I agree she looked much better prior to surgery.

    She will be doing porn in about a year or so

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    Why does anyone care that some chick had 10 plastic surgeries in one day and went bankrupt making an album of her being unable to sing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lacy_vious View Post
    Why does anyone care that some chick had 10 plastic surgeries in one day and went bankrupt making an album of her being unable to sing?

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    hmmm....coming from what my brother said when i showed this to him (well, he WAS looking over my shoulder) "Who cares is he has no talent. Her tits are bigger. Me Likey."
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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr View Post
    hmmm....coming from what my brother said when i showed this to him (well, he WAS looking over my shoulder) "Who cares is he has no talent. Her tits are bigger. Me Likey."
    So he'd put a paper bag over her head in essense?

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    Over/under on "leaked" celebrity sex tape release date? I'd set it at 1/1/2011.. It's just a matter of time.

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    At least the name of the album is right...


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    This chick was on a cover of Maxim a couple years ago and I almost tripped walking away from the mail box. She was sooo pretty.

    I recently saw an article about her pulling a Michael Jackson and it's a damn shame because she looks hideous now.
    LOL! While I agree she looked better before, I'm not exactly sure I'd call her 'hideous' now...LOL! At least it wasn't a butcher job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.Ē -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by lacy_vious View Post
    So he'd put a paper bag over her head in essense?

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    yep.
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    She was already attractive.
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    What a waste of a fantastic body. And such a pretty face she had too, unreal.

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    Why does anyone care that some chick had 10 plastic surgeries in one day and went bankrupt making an album of her being unable to sing?

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    It only opens another door into and about her nothingness.

 

 

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