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    Default Women and their double-standards that don't apply to them!

    You know, I've really had it with this crap!

    Can I get a witness??

    Tell the world of the double-standard your significant other has that absolutely pisses you off.
    Oh yeah, it has to be about a woman because that's what this thread is about! So shut-up!

    Sure, I'll shoot first -

    The DAMN cell phone! God forbid I don't return a call within 5 minutes of it going to voicemail, but dammit to hell, how many times do I call without getting $hit back!!


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    Oh dear..... PMS???
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    I would reply to this thread, but my 10-foot pole is in the shop.

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    I was going to type a reply, but then figured I would go well beyond the character limit per post.
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    You know I could defend women and say something or whatever, but I am going to chalk this up to some woman pissed you off and say I'm sorry and offer and ear if you need to vent.

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    two things i've been able to figure out in my 35 years of life:

    1) most women are messed up in the head.

    2) a far greater percentage of us men are messed up in the head and are likely the reason for most women being messed up in the head.

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    Even I think thats really weird!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    two things i've been able to figure out in my 35 years of life:

    1) most women are messed up in the head.

    2) a far greater percentage of us men are messed up in the head and are likely the reason for most women being messed up in the head.
    Nah. Women are just screwy nutters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugs Meanie View Post
    Dude! What is it with the Twilight???? We've got a 47 year old coug in our shop that goes on about the kids in Twilight, and what she'd do to that Taylor guy in the show. She goes on and on about how she'd show him what a real woman could do, etc.etc. I thought the same damn thing. If I said for example that "Miley Cyrus or Riannah was cute" to her, she'd acuse me of being a closet pedophile! Seriously! She's accused people of all kinds of indescressions that were basically thrown back in her face because of her own failings of good taste.
    What's the fuckin' difference? I guess it's OK for a middle aged woman to talk openly to generally disinterested coworkers about riding a 17 year old's face to "multiple squirting orgasms to make a man out of him", but for a 30 something guy to say something complimentary about a young girls appearance with no discernable sexual overtone means you're a freak'n perv. What a world!
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    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugs Meanie View Post
    That one is spooky!
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    two things i've been able to figure out in my 35 years of life:

    1) most women are messed up in the head.

    2) a far greater percentage of us men are messed up in the head and are likely the reason for most women being messed up in the head.
    To quote the mighty Norm from Cheers...."Women, you can't live with them....pass the Scotch|
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    To quote the mighty Norm from Cheers...."Women, you can't live with them....pass the beer nuts|
    Fixed that for you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugs Meanie View Post

    That's different.

    Ya never hear a male say, "That's different".

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    Yeah, the cubicles at work are coated with that Twilight shit.

    One guy was asked by HR a couple years ago to take down some racy photos of jessica simpson who's been legal since like 1965 or something.....but this shit's okay.


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