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    Default Human Bed Warming Hotel Service Announced


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    So long as it was Brianna Keilar from CNN doing the warming for me, I don't have a problem with it.
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    That's just some goofy shit.

    How about you equip with electric blankets, then call ahead to turn them on for you before you get there? Done. No strange person sleeping in my bed thank you.

    Fuckn' A man. That's creepy.
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    Geez. Chalk this up to "when bad marketing ideas get even worse". This idea never should have left the brainstorming phase...

    Edit: somewhere, some dufus with an MBA is patting themselves on the back for "thinking outside the box" on this idea. That person should be fired immediately....
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    I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) - I don't even like my children laying on my bed - certainly not a stranger. Yuck. I don't care if they're in one of those friggin' bunny suits that the Intel guys wear. No sirree Bob! I'd have to change the sheets and that would kill the whole purpose anyway. Besides, I like my bed a little cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    Besides, I like my bed a little cool.
    Myself as well...when I want my sheets chilled I call my ex-wife over.
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    Does it cost extra for a dutch oven?

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    I like getting into a cool bed and having it warm up to my temp. I also hate sitting on a warm sofa, like after someone else has been sitting there.
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    Not bad, normally it costs a lot of money and/or a lot of alcohol to get a strange woman to come lie in your hotel room bed.

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    last time i stayed in a Holiday Inn it felt like someone was under the mattress anyway!

    Stupid idea....i'll choose my own hookers thankyou very much!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow View Post
    Not bad, normally it costs a lot of money and/or a lot of alcohol to get a strange woman to come lie in your hotel room bed.
    Who said that it's going to be a woman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    That's just some goofy shit.

    How about you equip with electric blankets, then call ahead to turn them on for you before you get there? Done. No strange person sleeping in my bed thank you.

    Fuckn' A man. That's creepy.
    It's the new THINK GREEN way...
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    Boil some water, put it in a glass bottle, wrap a towel around it, et voila.
    Old-fashion, grandma-style warm bed for ya!
    Little Dreamer

 

 

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