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    Subject: U.S. Navy Directive 16134
    [Inappropriate T-Shirts]

    The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of a naval installation somewhere in the Middle East, and it was obviously directed at the Marines.

    To: All Commands
    Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
    Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

    1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

    2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

    "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

    "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

    "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

    "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

    "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

    "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

    "Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

    "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

    3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

    4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

    "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

    "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

    5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
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    Those are great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Subject: U.S. Navy Directive 16134
    [Inappropriate T-Shirts]

    The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of a naval installation somewhere in the Middle East, and it was obviously directed at the Marines.

    To: All Commands
    Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
    Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

    1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

    2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

    "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

    "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

    "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

    "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

    "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

    "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

    "Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

    "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

    3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

    4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

    "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

    "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

    5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
    Once again we have to be all pussied up and not loaded up. Last time I checked... never fucking mind. God forbid us Americans sport a god damned t-shirt that throws in a little humor while we kill fuckers that want to kill us....and STARTED fucking with us.

    You know what? They can go right to hell and I got no problem if we send them there. Fuck em, fuck em all. Let the flood gates open on this one. Out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]
    What the hell's wrong with that? That BBQ'ed cabrito's prett good stuff!
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    HA! Real or fake, just found out this is over three years old...

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