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    Default Tiger Woods takes out a tree and fire hydrant - taken to hospital

    American Golfer Tiger Woods was involved in an accident early morning at about 2:25a.m. near his Isleworth, Florida home.

    Woods was reportedly taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee.

    His situation at the moment is not absolutely clear. Health Central hospital tells BNO News that Tiger Woods has been released from hospital, his manager tells CNBC he is “fine.”

    According to Sky News, Tiger Woods was never a patient of the hospital.

    Tiger Woods released from hospital after being injured in car accident - Local Florida mayor tells CNN.

    Some other reports indicate Woods suffered only facial injuries and that the golfer was not under the influence of alcohol. Police expected to file charges.

    The hospital is expected to make a statement soon which would make matters clear



    Read more: http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/...#ixzz0Y5v0j5NH

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    Yahoo has an article up as well...says basically the same thing. Both articles say there was no booze involved but I wonder if the cops are covering for him the way HPD covered for Rudy T all the times he ran his car into things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    Yahoo has an article up as well...says basically the same thing. Both articles say there was no booze involved but I wonder if the cops are covering for him the way HPD covered for Rudy T all the times he ran his car into things.
    Like most of my other posts, I am bringing nothing to the table, but I think it would be funny if the media, police, etc. used the word "booze" in place of the word "alcohol". That word has cracked me up all my life.

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    2:25a.m.

    DUI......................................... or fell asleep at the wheel...
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    the STAR is reporting tiger has had a fling with some woman from new york or some shit

    not surprising that this accident happened after this report surfaced

    hope it's not true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey M View Post
    the STAR is reporting tiger has had a fling with some woman from new york or some shit

    not surprising that this accident happened after this report surfaced

    hope it's not true
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    2:25a.m.

    DUI......................................... or fell asleep at the wheel...
    pulling out of his own driveway no less...but it could have been his ipod, fiddling with his whipers, radio, dvd player, texting, talking...a million things...but yeah, probably had a bit too much and decided he just had to have his favourite drunk food for the night.

    Hell, stone sober, I still have to turn off the radio, hang up the phone, lower the window, stick my head out, and literally watch as I back out of my parents driveway. I've nearly taken out their mail box and landscaping more times than I care to count.
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    His wife is way hotter than that chick. And I usually go for the darker hair.

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    The news reporting of this "non incident" has been pathetic.

    He pulled out of his driveway and hit a tree so slowly that his airbags did not deploy. He has a few cuts on his face. That is, perhaps, why it took 12 hours for the accident to be made public. Perhaps not that important.

    Meanwhile, Chinese children are being abducted for cash, Afghani families are losing the farm, Dubai has fucked itself big-time, Sir Greenstock has testified before the Iraq inquiry commission that Blair and Bush withheld info, the UN has "censured" Iran about it's "secret" nuclear plant, Israel is building another 900 homes in settlements......

    BUt "BREAKING NEWS" on the BBC world service was "Tiger had a prang".

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    The news reporting of this "non incident" has been pathetic.

    He pulled out of his driveway and hit a tree so slowly that his airbags did not deploy. He has a few cuts on his face. That is, perhaps, why it took 12 hours for the accident to be made public. Perhaps not that important.

    Meanwhile, Chinese children are being abducted for cash, Afghani families are losing the farm, Dubai has fucked itself big-time, Sir Greenstock has testified before the Iraq inquiry commission that Blair and Bush withheld info, the UN has "censured" Iran about it's "secret" nuclear plant, Israel is building another 900 homes in settlements......

    BUt "BREAKING NEWS" on the BBC world service was "Tiger had a prang".

    I guess it's a sense of priorities.

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    the other thread (in the sports forum) mentions some gossip rags that say Tiger's wife was trying to beat him with a golf club and smashed through the glass. Apparently the story they're sticking to is that she was trying to get him out of the car. This is way cooler than him getting drunk and running over a hydrant.
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    tiger's wife using a club to break the windows is in the police report and being reported by cnn and other outlets, not the star or enquirer
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    Regarding the whole mistress/pissed off wife theory...

    First, I want to know if the airbags deployed... I want vehicle damage pics.

    Second, I'm wondering if Tiger Woods being beaten to death with a golf cub would be the most ironic thing that has ever happened.

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    This is such a John Daly kind of thing to happen.......Tiger just got a whole lot more interesting

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    I heard that Tiger was dragging his wife behind his car down their street by her hair. When she broke loose and ran in the house, she grabbed a nine iron and commenced to beating his car windshield in. Then Tiger ran over a fire hydrant, which catapulted his wife off the car windshield and through his neighbor's living room bay window. Just another day in the life of a celebrity.


 

 

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