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    Sammy Sosa Bleached Skin (Pictures) Side-by-Side Look, Double Take

    Sammy Sosa is trending up with his new bleach skinned look, but he says he can't see what all of the fuss is about. An examination at a photograph that is making its way around the World Wide Web (see below) shows the former slugger for the Chicago Cubs looking like he has bleached his skin! However he is stunned that this sis such a big deal and the "white-faced" new look Sosa denies 'doing a Michael Jackson'.


    Sammy Sosa Bleached Skin? Side-by-Side Look, Double Take (Image: WENN)

    Sosa has faded a bit out of sight recently and when the picture first hit wires it drew some gasps. Was the image manipulated in any way? Is this just horrible lighting? The explanation coming from Camp Sammy is a bit odd, but a friend is speaking to the media.

    A former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis tells the Chicago Tribune on Sosa, "He's not trying to be Michael Jackson." The friend added, "He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin. Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double.

    "He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving."

    He said, "If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture. People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can't believe it is such a big deal."
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    "I didn't bleach it, it's a Swedish tan!"
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    Could it just be a REALLY strong flash on the camera that took the picture on the left?
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post

    Sammy Sosa Bleached Skin? Side-by-Side Look, Double Take (Image: WENN)
    A: he looks like something out of the douchebag thread

    B: he kinda sorta looks like an Hispanic Jay Leno

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    He's wearing colored contact lenses, and it looks like he has relaxer in his hair.

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    Wow that's creepy.

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    Another proud moment for this Cubs fan...
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    It's Lou Ferrigno!!!
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    Take a closer look (at the ears)....

    you sure that's really him on the left?

    How could his earlobes droop that much in such a short time..?
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    I need some of what he's using!

    TST<-----I got some pigmentation that could use a little lightening-------

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    Quote Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrumCrazy View Post
    Take a closer look (at the ears)....

    you sure that's really him on the left?

    How could his earlobes droop that much in such a short time..?
    PED's, probably
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZachenFoot View Post
    PED's, probably
    PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS?

    I THOUGHT THOSE SHRUNK THINGS, NOT ELONGATED THEM...
    If cleanliness were next to Godliness, then that would make you the devil...(CLUTCH)...

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    It's him, and it is spooky.
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    That is kinda creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    B: he kinda sorta looks like an Hispanic Jay Leno
    Dang it Billy you beat me to it.
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