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    Default How Valerie felt about Wolfgang joining the band and touring


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    Wow she looks terrible on the front cover. She looks borderline anorexic.
    If it sounds like bull shit, feels like bull shit, and appears to be bull shit, it's probably Eddie talking about his new lead singer being his new brother at a press conference...

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    This part made me laugh!!

    Bertinelli realized that she'd never given motherly counsel to Wolfgang on intimate relationships.

    "Wolfie, I think maybe we should have a talk about some of this stuff," she remembered telling him. "And he's like, 'Why, you're my mom, eww.'

    "And, then, when, you know, he said, 'You know what, I'll just talk to dad about it,' I was, 'OK, cool,' ... and then I went, 'Oh, crap, he's going to talk to dad about it.'"
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    "I wasn't concerned at all that he was going to be having sex on the road. ... My son is a virgin. I don't know what you think but my son is a virgin, as far as I'm concerned."



    Sounds like mom was (is) in deep denial...

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    "After the tour, Wolfgang, who's now 18, returned to high school. He remains two credits shy of graduation, however."
    Ah, so he still hasn't graduated. That must be why there's no album forthcoming.

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    I feel for the kid, first Dad talkin about his "balls dropping," then Mom insisting he's a virgin. He probably went to his room and blasted "Fools."

    I thought she'd be worried 'bout the drinking, smokin and drugs on tour before the pussy, but hey, what do ya know about these ppl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post
    "I wasn't concerned at all that he was going to be having sex on the road. ... My son is a virgin. I don't know what you think but my son is a virgin, as far as I'm concerned."



    Sounds like mom was (is) in deep denial...
    she's not in denial.. she just doesn't want to think about her son having sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post
    "I wasn't concerned at all that he was going to be having sex on the road. ... My son is a virgin. I don't know what you think but my son is a virgin, as far as I'm concerned."



    Sounds like mom was (is) in deep denial...
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    I feel for the kid, first Dad talkin about his "balls dropping," then Mom insisting he's a virgin. He probably went to his room and blasted "Fools."

    I thought she'd be worried 'bout the drinking, smokin and drugs on tour before the pussy, but hey, what do ya know about these ppl...

    Sounds like Val is a nut....no wonder Ed drank like a fish.
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    thats a sammy mike ed and al vh shirt he is wearing in that pic..that must be before he stole mikes gig.

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    So he hasn't even graduated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    So he hasn't even graduated.
    Yeah, that's what I'm saying... I thought maybe that was only news to me. That seems like the biggest tidbit in this whole piece VH-wise.

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    So basically that tour fucked up his education. There's a shock. I realize he will probably never need to get a real job like most of us, but to not get your high school diploma in this day and age? Come on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    So he hasn't even graduated.
    every interview earlier this year was "we are going to take some time off,wolf is graduating and we have the wedding"....I wonder what they did on graduation night since wolf evidently wasn't there...Walking across that stage with all of your classmates is a one time shot...I guess they chose a different stage to be on...Sad to me that his father couldn't make sure he hit the books and finished on time...But that's just me...I still look back in time and remember the good feeling it was on graduation night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    So basically that tour fucked up his education. There's a shock. I realize he will probably never need to get a real job like most of us, but to not get your high school diploma in this day and age? Come on.
    u honestly think the tour would stop him from finishing his education? I think delayed is likely a more accurate description.

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    Aside from the fact that Berinelli has a new book and an exercise video (Do they even make those anymore? I thought they disappeared with VHS tapes. ), what new information is being offered here that didn't come with the press roll out for her last book? Other than the questionable status of Wolfgang's high school diploma, she's keeping the weight off, but it's a challenge. Hardly newsworthy, as she's pretty much repeating everything she said the last time.
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