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    Default Worlds Worst Lovers

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ond-place.html


    German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

    German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.

    A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

    English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

    Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

    The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

    Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

    Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

    Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

    Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

    Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.

    A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

    WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

    1. Germany (too smelly)

    2. England (too lazy)

    3. Sweden (too quick)

    4. Holland (too rough)

    5. America (too dominating)

    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

    7. Wales (too selfish)

    8. Scotland (too loud)

    9. Turkey (too sweaty)

    10. Russia (too hairy)

    WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

    1. Spain

    2. Brazil

    3. Italy

    4. France

    5. Ireland

    6. South Africa

    7. Australia

    8. New Zealand

    9. Denmark

    10. Canada


    SPAIN!!!???? Are they on drugs??? The English... TRUE!! The US too dominating?? Gimme that Texas dominating cowboy!! RAWR!!
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    I was really expecting to see an ex girlfriend or two of mine on this list....
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    Too dominating?!?
    Okay, okay, tonight I'll let her choose which channel to watch.
    It's kinky, I know, but we have to be willing to try new things.

    I hope it's not Oprah. I don't think I can get my mojo working to Oprah.







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    Bullwinkle's Poll-O-Rama has conducted an official poll of all the men on Earth, asking them which women are the best and worst lovers.

    The results:

    Best
    1. The living
    2. All others

    Worst
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    another thing we're better at than u guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    another thing we're better at than u guys.
    I'll take 10th for now but I think we should work on improving that number. I am surprised France didn't have the body odor issue as well.
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    I disagree! Gimme a dominating rough man any day! I'd much rather have that than some love dovey guy that tries to be all romantic and gushy, just to get in my pants. I'd freakin laugh in his face! If I'd let you in my pants, you don't have to do a thing. I will let you know, but be prepared to get it right back in return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    I'll take 10th for now but I think we should work on improving that number. I am surprised France didn't have the body odor issue as well.
    I dragged down our numbers. They asked my wife to participate in the survey, we would have been 8th if they excluded her opinion. I'll try to do better next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    I dragged down our numbers. They asked my wife to participate in the survey, we would have been 8th if they excluded her opinion. I'll try to do better next year.
    Good thing they didn't ask my ex-wife or we may have been up there with Germany!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    I disagree! Gimme a dominating rough man any day! I'd much rather have that than some love dovey guy that tries to be all romantic and gushy, just to get in my pants. I'd freakin laugh in his face! If I'd let you in my pants, you don't have to do a thing. I will let you know, but be prepared to get it right back in return.
    My paper towel and lotion are around here someplace, now where did I leave it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon View Post
    My paper towel and lotion are around here someplace, now where did I leave it?
    Haha! Better be the Brawny with Kimmie around! She says she likes it rough!
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post

    WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

    1. Germany (too smelly)

    2. England (too lazy)

    3. Sweden (too quick)

    4. Holland (too rough)

    5. America (too dominating)

    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

    7. Wales (too selfish)

    8. Scotland (too loud)

    9. Turkey (too sweaty)

    10. Russia (too hairy)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLEEPER5150 View Post
    Haha! Better be the Brawny with Kimmie around! She says she likes it rough!

    HA! I did say rough, not sandpaper hands.

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    I like how it says the men in Sweden are "too quick."

    They're not quick, they're just efficient.

    "Groot! Fourteen seconds! Best time yet!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    I like how it says the men in Sweden are "too quick."

    They're not quick, they're just efficient.

    "Groot! Fourteen seconds! Best time yet!"
    "Um...honey, I think you're missing the point..."




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    Hey Bullwinkle, you know there's a bright side to being too quick, don't you?

    Ahem.....They do it, get their business over with, then go at it again. You get more sessions out of it in one night.

 

 

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