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    And here I've been, using my legs like a sucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by te5150 View Post
    And here I've been, using my legs like a sucker.
    We're such fools, aren't we?
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    Quote Originally Posted by te5150 View Post
    And here I've been, using my legs like a sucker.
    Hey te5150. You can use your legs like a sucker?

    Cool. Can you do walls and ceilings and stuff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZachenFoot View Post
    We're such fools, aren't we?
    Speak for yourself.

    I passed fool when I was your age. I hit idiot in my 20's. Now I'm full-tilt stupid as I near 40.
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    They look uncomfortable and unsafe. What a waste of time and money!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy View Post
    Speak for yourself.

    I passed fool when I was your age. I hit idiot in my 20's. Now I'm full-tilt stupid as I near 40.
    Ditto. The rate I'm going I'll be setting new record lows when i hit 80.

    I'm really looking forward to it.
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    Two things I see wrong with this:
    1: It looks like the riders on sitting on a skinny toilet taking a very difficult crap.

    2: It doesn't look sturdy enough to support what would probably be the ideal demographic (overweight American's at the grocery store)

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    Ditto. The rate I'm going I'll be setting new record lows when i hit 80.

    I'm really looking forward to it.
    Yeah, but you'll be the hottest piece of ass in the nursing home. So there's that.

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    It won't work here in the states. We would end up needing helmets.

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    doctors are working on new technologies to help people in wheelchairs who would give anything to be able to walk to their mailboxes and back....

    engineers are looking for ways to enable perfectly healthy people to sit on their asses more....

    weird world we're living in

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    First my iPod gets outdated the day after I get it, now my Segway?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by looper_guy View Post
    Two things I see wrong with this:
    1: It looks like the riders on sitting on a skinny toilet taking a very difficult crap.

    2: It doesn't look sturdy enough to support what would probably be the ideal demographic (overweight American's at the grocery)
    just like the little scooter commercials, they'll never show the fatasses indignantly riding down the aisle. Rather, they have the sweet old people with a smile on their face and in this case, a young fit person.

    Perhaps fats will use two of these at once? Or maybe they'll come in different sizes.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Then people who use these and get out of shape and get diabetes and other weight related diseases and we get to pay for their health care. Awesome!

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    "Fatter," the old Gypsy man with the rotting nose whispered to William Halleck as Halleck and his wife, Heidi, came out of McDonald's. Just one word, sent on the wafting, cloying sweetness of his breath. "Fatter". And before Halleck could jerk away, the old Gypsy reached out and caressed his check with one twisted finger. His lips spread open like a wound, showing a few tombstone stumps poking out of his gums. They were black and green. His tounge squirmed between them and then slid out to slick his grinning, bitter lips.
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