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    Sinner's Swing! Bullwinkle's Avatar
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    Default Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals

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    Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.
    Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.
    The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

    Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.
    Guess he succeeded, then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    Guess he succeeded, then!
    Yeah, congratulations on your dead and worthless but huge wang.
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    "The man initially refused treatment" - he prefered a big schlong in a dumbell than a small one free of movement!
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    What a dick.
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    This seemed to be a rather weighty issue with the man.
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    Maybe he refused treatment because he didn't want his picnic table to find out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    http://www.theindychannel.com/health...04/detail.html


    Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.
    Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

    Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

    No shit! If my dong went 5 times bigger I'd be telling those fuckers to back off too!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Maybe he refused treatment because he didn't want his picnic table to find out.


    That got me fuckin' rolling, man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Maybe he refused treatment because he didn't want his picnic table to find out.
    Nice!
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