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    Those English are soooooo damn superior!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    Those English are soooooo damn superior!!!!


    Yes we are Dear chap. Oh, by the way. I enjoyed your wonderfully imaginative spelling of the word "so". Almost caused one to spill one's tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    Yes we are Dear chap. Oh, by the way. I enjoyed your wonderfully imaginative spelling of the word "so". Almost caused one to spill one's tea.

    Toodle pip.

    "The English contribution to world cuisine......the chip."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    "The English contribution to world cuisine......the chip."

    Ahem.... clears throat ....Led Zeppelin, The rolling stones, The who, The Beatles, Queen, David Bowie, Cream.......

    Oh, and the Aston Martin DB9. And concorde.

    And don't blame us for the chip. It was Belgium.

    Admittedly, our only real claim to fame on the food front is the traditional British Sunday roast: Roast beef and yorkshire pudding with roasted potatoes, horseradish sauce and dark real ale gravy.

    I will concede Jazz however. A world without Coltrane is just foolish to even contemplate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    Ahem.... clears throat ....Led Zeppelin, The rolling stones, The who, The Beatles, Queen, David Bowie, Cream.......

    Oh, and the Aston Martin DB9. And concorde.

    And don't blame us for the chip. It was Belgium.

    Admittedly, our only real claim to fame on the food front is the traditional British Sunday roast: Roast beef and yorkshire pudding with roasted potatoes, horseradish sauce and dark real ale gravy.

    I will concede Jazz however. A world without Coltrane is just foolish to even contemplate.

    easy easy.....I was quoting Kevin Kline's decidedly anti-English Otto in "A Fish Called Wanda". The man was an idiot, who thought he was a super-intellectual. Had an unreasonable hatred of anything and anyone British. And the movie took place entirely in London.

    I love Brits.....escpecially your Keely Hazell. RRRRRROWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!



    And you forgot Genesis on that list, my good man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    easy easy.....I was quoting Kevin Kline's decidedly anti-English Otto in "A Fish Called Wanda". The man was an idiot, who thought he was a super-intellectual. Had an unreasonable hatred of anything and anyone British. And the movie took place entirely in London.
    I loved that movie.


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    And you forgot Genesis on that list, my good man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    easy easy.....I was quoting Kevin Kline's decidedly anti-English Otto in "A Fish Called Wanda". The man was an idiot, who thought he was a super-intellectual. Had an unreasonable hatred of anything and anyone British. And the movie took place entirely in London.

    I love Brits.....escpecially your Keely Hazell. RRRRRROWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!



    And you forgot Genesis on that list, my good man.
    No confusion my man, got the ref. Loved that character.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    easy easy.....I was quoting Kevin Kline's decidedly anti-English Otto in "A Fish Called Wanda". The man was an idiot, who thought he was a super-intellectual. Had an unreasonable hatred of anything and anyone British. And the movie took place entirely in London.

    I love Brits.....escpecially your Keely Hazell. RRRRRROWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!



    And you forgot Genesis on that list, my good man.
    Damn it LL.... you forgot your fave Brit here!!! Bahhhstard!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    Damn it LL.... you forgot your fave Brit here!!! Bahhhstard!!

    No offense intended my dear. Getting old and all. Noodle aint what it was before the tidal wave of booze.

    Bahhhstard!!
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    English gave us Hugh Laurie... yay!

    But you can have the twit Russell Brand back.
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