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    Default Couple Robbed While Having Sex in Dumpster

    Ok...we don't need these two to post in the "When's the last time you got laid" thread. Seriously...is this the best place they could come up with?

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    WICHITA, Kan. A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.

    Wichita police say two 44-year-olds had climbed into a Dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings.

    Officers say the man and woman were engaged in "an intimate moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet.

    Police say one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery.

    The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.
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    Trashy sex...
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    Maybe they have a trash fettish.
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    There's possibly a white trash joke in there somewhere, but I fear being labeled a racist...
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    Muff diving? Yes. Dumpster muff diving? Absolutely not.
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    Dumpster Interruptus?

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    There's not enough beer in the world to make me ever do it in a dumpster. That's gross!!
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    the "dumpster sex" kinda distracts one from the fact that the lead robber could qualify for medicare in the next year!

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    Now that I think about it...maybe it was strategic on his part. Maybe the dumpster odor covered up a different odor?
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    OK, that is just nasty.
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    It started out with the best of intentions.
    The couple were attempting to practice safe sex, and had entered the dumpster in search of a condom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke View Post
    It started out with the best of intentions.
    The couple were attempting to practice safe sex, and had entered the dumpster in search of a condom.
    Ahh yes. The infamous reusable condom. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    Ahh yes. The infamous reusable condom. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
    Yechh. If this is how the couple handled their sexual needs, imagine how they solved the issue of dining a few hours before. Yep, probably in a dumpster a few steps closer to the kitchen, in the same alley.
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    Well they could do it all in one stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc View Post
    Well they could do it all in one stop.
    It would also explain how they dealt with the pesky problem of back to school supplies and fashions.
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