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    Hot For Teacher Ineedalogin's Avatar
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    Hypothetical Question:
    If you ran into either Eddie Van Halen or Alex Van Halen on the street tomorrow, what (if anything) would you say to him?

    [ August 02, 2002, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: Ineedalogin ]

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    Dude, you heard that new Boston song??

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    LOL MikeL...........

    I would look Ed straight in the eyes and say........."Ed, now more than ever.......we need you........America needs you...."

    Wait a second..........oh this is if I saw Ed on the street........I was thinking Bruce Springsteen.......sorry....

    I would tell Ed to grab that piece of shit basswood Wolfgang he bangs around on and meet up with Sam and Dave for a couple of shows.......and bring that neck brace wearing mother fucker Alex with him........
    Actually I think most of us are Dave, Sam, and Mike fans. There's just a small group of people who have strange allegiances and like to get into petty pissing contests that I can't believe everyone on this site isn't bored of. - Brett

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    plain & simple:

    "GOT ROCK?"
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Dear sweet Ed, you look like you need...oh wait that's another fantasy. [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]

    Seriously...

    Hi Ed. How ya doing. What's that there? A cigarette! Gimme that fucking thing. What are you crazy? Suck on a lollipop, suck on me! (Oops, I just can't get that out of my head). Oh I'm fine. Thank you, you look beautiful too. I just went to the Sam and Dave show on Thursday night. Dave opened. I think both of them sounded great, but honestly Ed, after Dave, Sammy was kind of disappointing. No, it wasn't his voice or anything he did, it was just that it wasn't a Van Halen concert, it was a Sammy Hagar concert and I'm just not that much of Sammy Hagar fan. Yeah, he did Runaround and a few others, but it didn't excite me as much as if you were there I guess. Aww thanks, you're sweet too. But the point I'm trying to make really and I hope you don't take this the wrong way, is that Dave is Van Halen honey. I know what everyone's saying and I know you might not get along with him, but you ain't getting along with Sammy either. And talk about a circus? He even had a red wig and a jester hat on up there! So take Dave to the hairdresser, but it isn't about looks is it? All right then, so do you really want to take a third of your show and devote it to Hagar tunes? Shit, even Yankee Rose is more like Van Halen than I Can't Drive 55. And if I have to pay good money to hear Where Eagles Poop at a Van Halen concert one more time...what's that? Oh I get in free and backstage too! You are so nice! No you are! Believe me Ed, I'm gonna be there no matter what you choose to do, but I think if you want to get out there and rock again, you have to bring Dave back. He's got the chops and the style to do it. What's that? You wanna what? Ooooh Eddie, you naughty boy!
    Could this be magic?

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    NOW I NEED I CIGARETTE. [img]smile.gif[/img]

    Thanks Z28girl, now I don't have to go to a porn site this morning.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    GOT TEQUILA? [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

    LOL! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

    PEACE! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    "You go there once, you'll be there twice" CABO WABO!

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    "Stop waisting time........"

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    I'll say this, "You guys, have you seen this site: http://www.shavedaveshead.com/ ?"

    [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    I would tell Eddie that it is time to make peace (both personally and professionally) with David Lee Roth. Healing this old open wound once and for all would help him get on with his life. Let bygones be bygones, accept that he and Dave will never be best of friends, go ahead and record a reunion CD, do a major stop tour, do the VH1 thing, get it all out and in the past. Once that is done, say adios to Van Halen (the band) and move on as Eddie Van Halen, the musician.

    By doing this, he would come out as the bigger person in all of this; his estranged wife would respect him, his son would learn from his example, and his fans would love him for it. And least of all, he would regain the professional respect that has been so scarce of late. And put a fitting cap on one of the greatest musical stories of all time. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Will you ever make another album?
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    "Eddie, What the fuck have you been doing!? Stop smoking and drinking, and get your shit together. Your legacy in crumbling before your eyes because your are stubborn."

    Actually I would try to make small talk without kissing his ass.

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    Originally posted by yomamasofat:
    I'll say this, "You guys, have you seen this site: http://www.shavedaveshead.com/ ?"

    [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    I think he looks pretty f-ing bad with a shaved head!!
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    Ed;
    Thank you for all the great music. If you never produce another album, its ok I have great memories of the ones you have done. Is there anything we the fans can do for you? What's that....say a little prayer for you and your family and respect your right to do as you choose? Done! Hope you are in good health, and if you do put out another album, it doesn't matter to me who sings as long as its your music. Thank you for your time and God Bless !
    "Once believed,Can't ever loose faith."

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    Originally posted by MikeL:
    Dude, you heard that new Boston song??
    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    And "You and your sister could do better than that right?"
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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