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    BONK!!!! Ouch!

    Well thought I would tell you about my little mishap yesterday, which in the end is of course funny. Actually it was funny when it happened.

    So I'm playing golf with two buds from work. I'm actually playing well, which for a hack like me means bogeying every hole and getting a couple pars. One of the other guys is a scratch golfer, awesome.

    So we're on like the 10th hole, two of us are on the green and I'm standing just off the edge waiting for the one guy who is awesome to go, he's about 120 away. He hits the ball, and the two of us on the green just lose it in the sun, where it is. He doesn't yell "fore" I guess assuming I see the thing. I had no idea where it was, and it seemed to be taking forever to come down, basically because he's fucking good and hits the ball right. We both cover up, but the next thing I know...BAM!!! fucking thing hits me right on top of the head.

    Doesn't knock me out, out of shock I just kind of sit down. The next thing I know, blood is POURING out of my head, I mean everywhere like I was shot or something. So I run to my towel, try to stop the bleeding that is just pouring down my face, my other friend is helping. My other friend drives up and didn't even realize what happened, he saw me fall down and thought I was joking. I'm like, "Uh douchebag look at my face!!" So I get the bleeding stopped, and I feel fine, not woozy nothing. I finish the hole with blood caked all over my face, and got a par!

    I clean myself up, it's hard to tell if I'm still bleeding or if it's just the blood in my hair, but I play two more holes and fucking played better than I ever have. So I call my wife, she's freaking out, "Go to Urgent Care now, leave!!!! AAAAH you're gonna die!!!!" So she's losing it, I told her I'm fine, I feel fine, I'm not woozy, god why did I call home! "No you have to go now, I'm meeting you there, GOOOOOOOO don't mess around with a head injury!!" Jesus, ok dear. So I leave one of the best rounds I've ever had with blood caked in my hair and go to Urgent Care. Damn wife!!

    So I got 7 stitches in my head, and a tetanus shot which hurt worse than getting the stitches. Lucky for me I have a lot of hair, so you can't see the stitches, but what the hell are the odds of getting hit right smack in the head while covering up and ducking. I guess I've learned my lesson about standing on the green, even if I have done it a million times before. I mean there was a blood everywhere, on the cart too. I bet when they came back with 2 guys instead of 3 and blood all over one of the carts, the starter must have scratched his head.

    So this will make for good watercooler stories around our office for a while.
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    Nice fucking par bro!
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    I can understand losing the ball in the sun and I can understand continuing on to finish your round. But a call to the wife before the round is done???



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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    I can understand losing the ball in the sun and I can understand continuing on to finish your round. But a call to the wife before the round is done???
    Oh I regretted it for sure, but I think the fact that there was so much blood and everytime I touched my head it was still bloody and I wasn't quite sure if it was the cut or my hair, I guess I was a tad concerned. Shit like that doesn't usually freak my wife out, but when I said head and blood she was like, "WHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!!" If I knew it wasn't bleeding for sure I never would have even told her about it.

    When I was getting stitches the doctor said it definitely needed to be stitched it was still bleeding even when I got there.

    Plus I wanted to go to band practice last night and figured if I played the whole round and went home and it was still bleeding I couldn't have gotten stitched up and gone in time.
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    Yeah, why the hell are ya talkin' to your wife on the course??? Isn't the whole point (or at least one of) to get away from the wife???

    Just kiddin'...

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    Brett, please tell me that there is a video floating around of this......

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    I'm sure there is some dumbfuck on YouTube who has done the same thing.
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    That's crazy, Brett! Glad you are ok. Thanks fore sharing.

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    Post picture of the stiches.
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    stick to bowling brother!

    Damn good story...damn good...but come on...you should know better than to call the wife while you're bleeding!
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    Sounds like you have a top wife! S-E-N-S-I-B-L-E and loving!!! Could have been a fractured skull. Could have been concussed. Bloody stubborn as mules men!!

    Glad you're ok tho.... If you hadnt have gone you'd not only have a bad head but terminal earache!
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    And they say golf is a safe non-contact sport? Lightning, stray balls,loose clubs,could have been worse Brett glad your ok.
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    this thread is nothing without pictures

    my brother and I both hemorraghed heavily due a golf course incident.

    but it was cash, not blood....I will never own a golf course again (unless it's in a year round climate)

    but I do wish someone had bonked us on the head before we bought the place


    Brett your wife did the right thing...head injuries are nothing to fool with

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