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    Default Web Site Predicts When, How You Will Die

    A new web site claims to give the odds on you dying next year, or for whatever period you select, based on a few simple questions.

    The site, http://DeathRiskRankings.com , is the brainchild of researchers and students at Carnegie Mellon University. It provides answers based on publicly available data from the United States and Europe, comparing mortality risks by gender, age, cause of death and geographic region. Put your info in, and it produces the probable causes of your demise and provides insight on the timing of that unfortunate event.
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Bullshit, it said I would dye after being hit in the head with a piece of shrapnel from Eddie Van Halen's guitar after he smashes it on stage at the end of their 2009/2010 tour.
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Oh, God! I'm going to die from a server error!

    I knew I should have taken the blue pill.







    Don't read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Oh, God! I'm going to die from a server error!

    I knew I should have taken the blue pill.
    You think you've got it bad. I'm going to die next Thursday at 8.46pm from a hammer blow to the left temple after being gang raped by angry field mice.

    I fucking knew it.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    Will they be stuffed with pig?
    Wonder what Richard Gere has to say about it.

    It says I'm gonna be "smothered by hookers after 8-balling all night, after a breakfast of steak and eggs
    with blue cheese while watching Tarrantino's last film in March of 2024 on hologram chip. Peggy gets carried
    away with the erotic-asphyxiation kit and Brenda can't remember the safe word (ie. Diver Down)."

    Baa. That's pretty vague. Could apply to anyone.
    Last edited by E-roc; 08.28.09 at 08:54 PM.

 

 

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