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    Default You know your a Douchebag when.....


    1.) You Wear Sunglasses At Night

    2.) You Refuse To Wear T-Shirts Since They Are "Un-Collar-Poppable"

    3.) You Get Offended By "My New Haircut"

    4.) You Wear A Shirt Infrequently

    5.) You Refer To Girls As "Bitties"

    6.) You Own A Comb

    7.) You Go Tanning

    8.) You Own More Than 10 Pairs Of Flip Flops

    9.) You Think Dane Cook Is God

    10.) You Work At Abercrombie And Fitch And Are Older Than 19

    11.) You Own An Abercrombie And Fitch Credit Card

    12.) You Order Salad As An Entree

    13.) You Own Neckwear And It's A Crucifix But You Haven't Been To Church Since Christmas And You Love Drinking And Pre-Marital Sex


    14.) You Start Fights Over The Best Brand Of Whey Protein

    15.) You Start Fights In General

    16.) You Only Drink Coors Light

    17.) You Refer To Things You Don't Like As "Gay"

    18.) You've Worn A Basketball Jersey To School

    19.) You Mooch Off Your Parents And Still Treat Them Like Crap

    20.) You Own A Scarface Poster

    21.) Your Computer's Wallpaper Is A Naked Girl

    22.) You Prominently Display Condoms In Your Room

    23.) The Amount Of Books You've Read Is Less Than The Amount Of Cell Phones You've Owned

    24.) You Refer To Your Male Friends As Your "Boys"

    25.) You've Spent More Than 5 Minutes "Pimping Out" Your Myspace Page

    26.) You Refer To Your Myspace Page As "Pimped Out"

    27.) You Put Rims On The Camry Your Dad Bought You

    28.) You Still Quote Anchorman, Old School, and Napoleon Dynamite

    29.) You "Love The Yankees" But Can Only Name A-Rod And Derek Jeter As Currently Playing For Them

    30.) You've Said Your Frat Is "Just Like The One In Animal House, Bro"

    31.) You've Ever Worn Just A Wife Beater Anywhere

    32.) You Claim To Be Italian Although You've Never Been To Italy And Your Last Native Italian Relative Came To America In 1900

    33.) The Amount Of Hair Gel On Your Head Could Properly Lubricate An M-1 Abrams Tank

    34.) You've Ever Complimented Another Guy On How Ripped His "Pecs Look"

    35.) You Own "Growing Up Gotti" On DVD

    36.) You've Ever Purchased Pre-Ripped Jeans Solely Because You Love The Pre-Ripped Look

    37.) You Sport This Haircut:


    38.) You're In This Picture:


    39.) You Think Your Life Is Remarkably Similar To "Entourage" and have ever said "You KNOW that'll be us someday, bro."

    40.) You've Ever Taken A Picture Of Yourself Shirtless For The Purpose Of Distributing It On The Internet

    41.) You've Ever Said "I Liked That Band BEFORE They Were Famous"

    42.) You Started Taking Guitar Lessons Simply So You Could Play Dave Matthews Band's "Crash" At Parties

    43.) You Yell "Freebird!" At Every Concert You Attend

    44.) Your Wallet Is Attached To Your Pants Via Wallet Chain You Bought At Hot Topic


    45.) In Every Picture Of You, You Flash The Backwards "Peace Sign"

    46.) You Work At Hot Topic And Are Older Than 19

    47.) You Shop At Hot Topic

    48.) You've Ever Blamed Climate Change On "Those Republican Assholes" But Haven't Changed Your Lifestyle In Any Way To Combat The Effects Of Global Warming

    49.) You Wear The Shirt Of The Band You're Going To See

    50.) You Check Out Your "Guns" In The Reflection Of Parked Car Windows

    51.) The Name Of Your Car Is Pasted Across The Windshield

    52.) You Own More Than Zero Pairs Of "Crocs"

    53.) You Spend More Time At The Gym Than You Do Working At A Job

    54.) The Majority Of Your Sentences Begin And End With The Words "Dude" "Bro" And/Or "Yo."

    55.) You Become Absurdly Angry When A Teammate On Your Recreational Softball/Rollerhockey/Flag Football Team Makes An imperfect Play

    56.) Your Hollister Co. Shirt Would Be Snug On A Kindergartner

    57.) You Reminisce About How Awesome Your High School Gym Class Touch Football Team Was

    58.) You Have A Bumper Sticker That Says "Tell your girlfriend I said thanks."

    59.) You Have Pictures Of Muscular Guys In Your Room And Justify It By Saying, "Yo dude, it's just for motivation, bro," And No One Questions You Because You're Being Completely Honest

    60.) You're Violently Protective Of Your Community College

    61.) You're Chugging A Beer In Your Facebook Picture

    62.) You're Not Wearing A Shirt In Your Facebook Picture

    63.) You're Chugging A Beer Whilst Shirtless In Your Facebook Picture

    64.) The Amount Of Jewelry You Own Would Make Xerxes Jealous


    65.) You Own More Than Zero Flat Brimmed Baseball Caps

    66.) Your Chest Is Bigger Than Your Girlfriends

    67.) You Cock Your Head In Every Picture Taken Of You

    68.) You Always Do The Hand-Shake-Hug Even With People Who You Probably Shouldn't

    69.) You've Been Able To Emphatically Answer Yes To Anything On This List
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    Hilarious! This seems to be written for/about teens and twenty-somethings. I would love to see a list like this for 30 and 40 somethings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO View Post

    38.) You're In This Picture:

    Gay porn convention?

    #70
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    "The less I needed, the better I felt." ~ Charles Bukowski.

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    61.) You're Chugging A Beer In Your Facebook Picture

    Oops. see the mug shots thread. Unfortunately that is from my facebook pic.

    Now, and officially, whenever I open my stupid fucking gob in any thread where I am attempting to be "intelligent", fellow linkers can call me a douche.

    From now on, I will stick to the beautiful girls thread.

    Bro.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    61.) You're Chugging A Beer In Your Facebook Picture

    Oops. see the mug shots thread. Unfortunately that is from my facebook pic.

    Now, and officially, whenever I open my stupid fucking gob in any thread where I am attempting to be "intelligent", fellow linkers can call me a douche.

    From now on, I will stick to the beautiful girls thread.

    Bro.
    don't feel bad. I own a scarface poster and use "gay" as an adjective for things that are not necessarily homosexual in nature.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    The irony of all this is that those douche guys in the pictures are the ones that the women fawn over. Those of us who spend less than 1/3 of our gross income on hair gel and rims for our Datsun B210's dont stand a chance.
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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    I'd like to add this:

    You know you're a douchebag if you chant "Yankees Suck!!"




    Yeah I live in Boston and I despise the Yankees with every ounce of energy I have, but that fucking chant is the gayest thing ever. It was funny for about 5 minutes 10 years ago. Total douchebaggery now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    I'd like to add this:

    You know you're a douchebag if you chant "Yankees Suck!!"




    Yeah I live in Boston and I despise the Yankees with every ounce of energy I have, but that fucking chant is the gayest thing ever. It was funny for about 5 minutes 10 years ago. Total douchebaggery now.
    Especially when they dont suck.
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    That's Gay.





    oh, um, shit.
    The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
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    This next part could really confuse things. Let's stay focused. #asis

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    I'd like to add: You take pictures of yourself through the mirror with your cell phone.
    Last edited by Wray; 08.18.09 at 02:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ View Post
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    Hey! Fuck you, Jesus. You too, Carlin.

    Sincerely,

    Todd

 

 

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