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    BERLIN (Reuters) Ė German police uncovered over 1,000 pairs of underpants and more than 100 pairs of swimming trunks after catching a thief nabbing another three pairs for his collection.

    The 46-year-old man was caught Sunday pinching three pairs of pants from a sports hall in the western town of Gelnhausen. Police then came across the enormous collection of underwear while searching his flat.

    "They were all evidently in use, but had been washed and neatly stacked away," a police spokesman said Monday.

    Police are now investigating where all the underwear came from. The suspect claims to have acquired then from car-boot sales and over the Internet.

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    "Me too," Krauss replied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr View Post
    BERLIN (Reuters) Ė German police uncovered over 1,000 pairs of underpants and more than 100 pairs of swimming trunks after catching a thief nabbing another three pairs for his collection.

    The 46-year-old man was caught Sunday pinching three pairs of pants from a sports hall in the western town of Gelnhausen. Police then came across the enormous collection of underwear while searching his flat.

    "They were all evidently in use, but had been washed and neatly stacked away," a police spokesman said Monday.

    Police are now investigating where all the underwear came from. The suspect claims to have acquired then from car-boot sales and over the Internet.

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    there you go OLO....join the gym, you'll never have to buy new underwear again.

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    im thinking there should be an 'Only in Germany' thread.......
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    "I'm just trying to figure out why you donít have any clothes on," the deputy said.

    "Me too," Krauss replied.

    "Donít forget! One sperm can ruin your whole day!"

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    hey, considering the fact that he was just neatly stacking and collecting them, we should chalk this up as a win. Can you imagine the things that a real whacko would have been doing with them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    there you go OLO....join the gym, you'll never have to buy new underwear again.

    Exactly what hit my mind!

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    I'm thinking this guy had the characteristics of the, "Fruit of the Loom" Apple. But after a re-read of the story, I'm leaning more toward the purple grapes.

    Apples are usually pretty good, but with grapes you always increase your chance of getting sour.

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