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    Trojan Vibrating Touch Fingertip Massager - As Seen on TV


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    I gotta get me one! And it makes it so much fun the kids will want one too! Actually, I can definitely imagine a kid rummaging through mom's dresser, finding it and using it as a tickle finger.
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    I just find it so weird that this is the type of thing we now see regularly on broadcast tv...and there are more sex toy infomercials out there

    relatively speaking this seems quaint and subtle



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    i don't see those commercials on broadcast TV. Actually, I've only ever seen them on youtube.

    But really, what's the big deal? Adults watch TV too. Adults with senses of humour and an interest in such products.

    Must EVERYTHING on EVERY channel be so sanitized and bland as to never, not once, pique the interest or curiosity of a child? MUST everything be so stale and G rated so as to protect the chiiiillldren?

    I have about 400 channels. About 100 are geared towards kids and families. 250 of them are neutral ground...nothing tipping them one way or the other. 50 of them have more mature programming.

    That's really not bad.

    I honestly don't have a problem with these ads being run, even on network TV...provided they run like any other ad does...when their target market is most likely to be watching.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    It's a shame a famous pitchman recently passed away before he could endorse this product. You can just picture it...

    "Hi, folks. Billy Mays here for the Trojan Vibrating Touch Personal Massager. Ladies, at the end of a stressful day, have you ever..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rover View Post

    God, I am SO there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    i don't see those commercials on broadcast TV. Actually, I've only ever seen them on youtube.

    I woke up with the TV on and I saw the shorter one on late night tv .At first thought I was watching a comedy show...but then the show started and I realized it was a commercial! I thought it was pretty funny....the sex toy show is a little off kilter for me

    you don't need to buy your sex toys on tv.....just go to blacklabeladult.com....which is supposed to be the Tiffany's of butt plug purveyors

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rover View Post
    I've seen this one on TV a few times. At first I thought it was a SNL "commercial", like "OOPS, I CRAPPED MY PANTS".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    relatively speaking this seems quaint and subtle


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rover View Post

    The one girl says "it's so cute". lol
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    Hmmm...wondering how one for each finger and some lube would work for a guy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    It's a shame a famous pitchman recently passed away before he could endorse this product. You can just picture it...

    "Hi, folks. Billy Mays here for the Trojan Vibrating Touch Personal Massager. Ladies, at the end of a stressful day, have you ever..."
    THAT was hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    "The Tingler"!!!

    Uh huh...also suprised that hasn't caught on in the battery-powered recreational industry.
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