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    Default Christian Porn!!!!

    alright guys and girls...step right this way.

    click this link. it is work safe but there is just way too much content for me to cut and paste.

    I'll get you guys started with this from their introduction:

    Support Christian Porn

    Welcome to the home of the Christian Porn movement.

    Our mission is to clean up that which is currently known as "pornographic"
    videos, movies, or films. All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by
    heterosexual married Christian couples. As acts of procreation they are not immoral, illicit, or dirty, but expressions of love between
    husband and wife, who are in love with each other exclusively. None of the acts are unnatural or adulterous. We feel the viewing of an
    expression of love shared by a married man and woman is one of the most beautiful and natural gifts bestowed to us by God. Praise
    God, brothers and sisters.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    alright guys and girls...step right this way.

    click this link. it is work safe but there is just way too much content for me to cut and paste.

    I'll get you guys started with this from their introduction:
    Come on Elliott. How are we going to Wolverine the country when you can't provide a simple link to something as amazing as Christian Porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post
    Come on Elliott. How are we going to Wolverine the country when you can't provide a simple link to something as amazing as Christian Porn?
    SHIT!

    my bad...here you go:

    http://www.televictim.com/christianporn.html
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    No extramarital sex, unless it illustrates the downfalls of adultery.

    The spouses in a Christian porn production never have adulterous relations, unless they (and their partner in extramarital crime) suffer and are punished fittingly for their sins. (In deference to modern conventions, the punishment is not always mandated by scripture, i.e., being stoned to death.)
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    So my guess is there won't be "Money Shots"
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Maybe they can film Sacred Sin 2 at Eddie's house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    So my guess is there won't be "Money Shots"
    Hmmmmmmm! What's their stand on creampies?
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post
    Maybe they can film Sacred Sin 2 at Eddie's house?


    Why not?
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    SEE? There ya go...another PRIME example of people using the Bible as a backup for their own wicked thinking...which absolutely KILLS me! Just because you're a Christian does not mean that you don't get horny, suffer from MAJOR lust, or have certain desires...no matter how off-the-wall they are.

    Come on! If you're horny and do um...things, just be honest, and real about it. No reason to use the Bible as an excuse for it. We're all sinners here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    So my guess is there won't be "Money Shots"
    Not only that, the only "position" available is the missionary one.
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Okay that was fun, but it made me "spill my seed upon the ground," so now I'm going to Hell.

    Thanks for nothing, Christian Porn!







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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Okay that was fun, but it made me "spill my seed upon the ground," so now I'm going to Hell.

    Thanks for nothing, Christian Porn!

    Did ya spill it or plant it Winkle?

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    Christian Porn....from the people who gave you "Military Intelligence", "Jumbo Shrimp" and "This Page Left Blank."
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Christian Porn....from the people who gave you "Military Intelligence", "Jumbo Shrimp" and "This Page Left Blank."
    ...and "Microsoft Works"
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