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    Ok..whew..I just got in a major, car totaled, almost got killed coming home accident. I hate to use a stereotype, but, the dumbass that got me was a women fixing her make-up while driving down a curvy country road. Good lord women can't drive. In an other world while she was 3 feet over a double yellow line, looking directly into her rear view.
    I know most are guilty of things like this, but think back to the last time your wife/girlfriend tried to parallel park. What a nightmare.
    I'm enjoying a large jack and coke right now. Needed and well deserved.

    I just looked up this on ytube as a comic relief to enjoy with my beverage.

    Let's hear some of your horror stories.

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    hahahahaha.....heeheehee

    I'm glad you survived that accident but after some of the girls on the links see this, you might wish you hadn't!

    but I too have been victimized by the dreaded and dangerous woman driver. Damn near killed me AND she tried to drive off. She only came back when she realized her license plate was left behind!

    bitch.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Glad your OK.
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    Just out of curiosity, when Jesus H Christ gets run into by another driver or experiences a near-collision, who's name does he call out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    hahahahaha.....heeheehee

    I'm glad you survived that accident but after some of the girls on the links see this, you might wish you hadn't!

    but I too have been victimized by the dreaded and dangerous woman driver. Damn near killed me AND she tried to drive off. She only came back when she realized her license plate was left behind!

    bitch.
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    Glad your OK.
    Thanks..I'll take the abuse from my fellow linkers..my wife already heard an earful and believe me, I got one back.
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    I'll have you know that I parallel parked at Graeter's Ice Cream just last week and it was a one time try and done without curbing any tires, thank you very much. Then again, my patient daddy taught me to drive (with a large screw driver cocktail in his hand, LOL in a Fiat Spyder stick shift no less)

    Hey, I can understand your frustration. When I got my new mustang convertible, within the first week a young gal messing with makeup rear ended me. Thank goodness she tore her face away soon enough to at least start to apply the breaks so it wasn't as bad as it could have been. But trust me when I say that there are enough idiot drivers of both sexes that can not drive to not hold it against the women. My hubby drives a truck and he has incredible horror stories to tell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Just out of curiosity, when Jesus H Christ gets run into by another driver or experiences a near-collision, who's name does he call out?
    LOL..Yeah. I think I came up with some brand new words..She was VERY apologetic and we were both happy no one was seriously hurt, but that dosen't make me forget the applying make up while driving fiasco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ View Post
    I know most are guilty of things like this, but think back to the last time your wife/girlfriend tried to parallel park. What a nightmare.
    You know, I really hate stereotyping, and honestly...most of the women I know are 10X smarter than their husband/bf (hey, just sayin')

    But I will confess, I'll drive around downtown for a good 20 minutes, knowing full well I'm going to end up at the nearest parking garage and pay $10 for an hour rather than parallel park.


    I know...it's sad.
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    Reminds me of a time I had 4 kids in the car and some testosterone fueled knob in his penis extention 4x4, trying to overtake a bus on a blind bend, mobile phone to his ear and came at me head on doing at least 20mph over the speed limit causing me to mount the kerb so he would miss hitting my child filled car by inches. Bastard!

    There are more shit men drivers out there than women. Men are arrogant behind the wheel.
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    Glad you are ok.

    I still have ptsd from the car accident Broken referenced earlier. If someone is trying to turn onto the street I am driving from the left I freak out a little.

    However, what he forgot to mention was it wasn't a woman who hit us, it was a 17 year old girl. It isn't that being a woman makes you a bad driver, it was the dumb bitch who hit you was a bad driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Just out of curiosity, when Jesus H Christ gets run into by another driver or experiences a near-collision, who's name does he call out?
    OH GOD!!
    I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen

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    that 2nd one in that video was freakin hilarious, i mean come on seriously!!!
    I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen

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    Nah, I'm sticking up for my man here.

    Women drivers by and large SUCK THE BIG FATTY at driving. Seriously. You're absolutely deranged to think you're better than men at driving. Just accept that you suck and you suck hard.

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    Just out of curiosity, when Jesus H Christ gets run into by another driver or experiences a near-collision, who's name does he call out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    Men are arrogant behind the wheel.
    That's because we know how to parallel park.
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