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    Default At last.. the perfect job!

    Been job hunting for ages now. Hows about this then? £50,000 a year ($80,500) to be evil and despicable... and cackle a lot. I can do that!! Perfect!!

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    The witch job that earns £50,000


    A Job Centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year.

    The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.

    Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.

    The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.

    The job has come up after the previous witch retired from the role.

    "We are witchless as the moment so need to get the role filled as soon as possible," said Daniel Medley from the tourist destination.

    'Key career move'

    "Wookey Hole wants the appointee to go about her everyday business as a hag, so that people passing through the caves can get a sense of what the place was like in the Dark Ages.

    "This was when an old woman lived in the caves with some goats and a dog, causing a variety of social ills, including crop failures and disease."

    The £50,000-a-year salary is pro rata, and based on work done as needed, largely in the summer holidays, but also at Halloween and at Christmas.

    "Wookey Hole is advertising nationally and hopes to attract a strong field of candidates with the £50,000 serving as a major incentive," said the site.

    It said ambitious witches looking for a "key career move" should arrive dressed for work armed with any "essential witch accoutrements".

    Due to sexual discrimination law, the job cannot demand that the post is filled by a woman.

    Interviews, which will involve on-site assessment incorporating a range of standard tasks, will take place on 28 July at 1100, stipulates the advert.
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    "Wookey Hole"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    "Wookey Hole"?
    Yeah, & who knew a cat would fit in one, much less a witch?
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    Goo has a wookie that chops wood for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO View Post
    Goo has a wookie that chops wood for him.
    That's a, "To much information NO FLY ZONE", there OLO.

    Having wood and a Wookie. Doesn't sound like much fun actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    PERVERTS!!!
    You brought it up. Besides, you can't put the genie back in the bottle now. Maybe it'll fit in the "Wookie Hole".
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    I'd be an awesome witch.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Wish I had a wookie that would chop wood for me. I want a wood choppin wookie.

    This sounds like good money except I'm allergic to cats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo View Post
    Told ya!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc View Post
    Wish I had a wookie that would chop wood for me. I want a wood choppin wookie.

    This sounds like good money except I'm allergic to cats.
    I understand Goo will start exporting them before out Winter season begins. seenbad is the exclusive US distributor seeing as he has a fresh supply of alpacas for them to feed on.
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    Actually fall would be better before it gets cold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc View Post


    Actually fall would be better before it gets cold.
    With all that fur, I don't think Wookies mind the cold.

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