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    Sinner's Swing! Bullwinkle's Avatar
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    Default The Joke is Here!

    Finally! I've been waiting two days for this!
    I haven't been able to think up a good one myself, but I knew that the finest minds in America have been working night and day.
    So here it is:

    When Farrah Fawcett died and went to Heaven, God told her that she could have any wish in she wanted and it would be granted. Farrah asked for all the little children in the world to be safe forever.
    So God killed Michael Jackson.


    Ta-daaa!







    Don't read this.

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    Dealing with it.

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    ALEX IS GOD!!!

    I've been doin' this for 'bout 20 years now, and I'll tell ya, to this day I still don't know the right drumstick from the left drumstick -Alex Van Halen


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    yep...heard that one last night and I have to say...it's The Joke!!
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Finally! I've been waiting two days for this!
    I haven't been able to think up a good one myself, but I knew that the finest minds in America have been working night and day.
    So here it is:

    When Farrah Fawcett died and went to Heaven, God told her that she could have any wish in she wanted and it would be granted. Farrah asked for all the little children in the world to be safe forever.
    So God killed Michael Jackson.


    Ta-daaa!
    brilliant but what a coincidence , farrah fawcett and mj dying on the same day . one played with Majors and one played with minors!
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    Not because I have a great body, it's just an easy way to make sure I have the hotel swimming pool all to myself."...Bullwinkle for quite obvious reasons!

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    Top Of The World adamhlava's Avatar
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    Why did MJ's heart stop working?


    It remembered it was really black.


    Two for one joke right there. Can't beat it. Get it... Beat It? Yuck yuck. I'll be here all week...
    "Yeah, "Panama" is a pretty sexy song; I always thought that song shouldíve been sung by a girl; now ya got Sammy Hagar. Any questions?"

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    Wow. You actually went there. Unbelieveable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Finally! I've been waiting two days for this!
    I haven't been able to think up a good one myself, but I knew that the finest minds in America have been working night and day.
    So here it is:

    When Farrah Fawcett died and went to Heaven, God told her that she could have any wish in she wanted and it would be granted. Farrah asked for all the little children in the world to be safe forever.
    So God killed Michael Jackson.


    Ta-daaa!
    Apparently I won't be alone in hell.

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    Baluchitherium
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    SInce MJ has had numerous plastic surgeries, they have decided to melt him down and make Legos out of him to give the children a chance to play with him for once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    brilliant but what a coincidence , farrah fawcett and mj dying on the same day . one played with Majors and one played with minors!
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    "Me too," Krauss replied.

    "Donít forget! One sperm can ruin your whole day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Finally! I've been waiting two days for this!
    I haven't been able to think up a good one myself, but I knew that the finest minds in America have been working night and day.
    So here it is:

    When Farrah Fawcett died and went to Heaven, God told her that she could have any wish in she wanted and it would be granted. Farrah asked for all the little children in the world to be safe forever.
    So God killed Michael Jackson.


    Ta-daaa!
    That one made the rounds pretty fast. My girlfriend's 15 year old daughter laid that gem on us in line at Disneyland over the weekend. A few people in line overheard and gave us the ol' stink-eye.

    Which prompted me in turn to tell the old "MJ/Target" joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    brilliant but what a coincidence , farrah fawcett and mj dying on the same day . one played with Majors and one played with minors!

    Haven't heard that one yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rchop84 View Post
    My thoughts exactly. Wow.
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    Forgive me, but I thought melting him down in to lego's was hillarious!
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