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    Default That age-old leg question.

    Bullwinkle posed a question in the fake "Jeff Goldblum is dead thread", which was closed quickly due to it being utter crap.

    On the subject of Heather Mills McCartney, Bullwinkle wrote about that agonising decision that´many a man has had to make.

    He wrote,

    "Does a gentleman remove the lady's leg in bed, or is it polite to let her remove it herself? Or, does the leg stay on?"

    What is the general concensus of opinion around here to this common but troubling dilemma?

    I say leave it on but try to rip it off at the moment of climax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    Bullwinkle posed a question in the fake "Jeff Goldblum is dead thread", which was closed quickly due to it being utter crap.

    On the subject of Heather Mills McCartney, Bullwinkle wrote about that agonising decision that´many a man has had to make.

    He wrote,

    "Does a gentleman remove the lady's leg in bed, or is it polite to let her remove it herself? Or, does the leg stay on?"

    What is the general concensus of opinion around here to this common but troubling dilemma?

    I say leave it on but try to rip it off at the moment of climax.
    i say whip it off, even better if the lady in question is a double amputie....just balance her on a table or counter or something, that way if you need a break or a pee or maybe you want to read a book/newspaper, you know she'll still be there when you get back!
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    Lose the dress keep the leg? Or.. Lose the dress keep the shoe?

    Hm..Tough call

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    A true lady would want you to remove it and beat her clit with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    A true lady would want you to remove it and beat her clit with it.


    what if it's not a leg? What if it's an arm? Or an eye?
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post


    what if it's not a leg? What if it's an arm? Or an eye?

    aaaahhhhhh, what was that Onion video about occupital fucking?
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    I think I'm going to go to hell just for reading this thread.


    To quote DLR, "No no no, don't take 'em off, don't take 'em off"
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    Before...



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    Last edited by chefcraig; 06.26.09 at 08:14 AM.
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    No debate...if its Heather Mills, you take off the leg and club her on the head like she's the last baby seal you need to reach your quota, while chanting "You dont deserve half of Paul's money, you gimpy gold-digger".
    But then, that's just me...
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Before...



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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    You are all SICK SICK SICK puppies and all need a damn good spanking!
    Are you actually trying to say you've never thought about it?

    Come on Angie.

    On a more organised thought, how do we start polls on these threads? Be much easier to see the results than sift through whaat will obviously become a multi-hundred page thread. That way we can just keep the posts for personal experiences and stories about how fellow linkers handled the situation.

    Seems to me the categories so far would be.....

    1. Take it off, after asking politely if the lady would like some help
    2. Allow the lady in question to do the honours
    3. Deny it's very existence and continue on regardless
    4. Rip it off at some point mid-coitus and beat the pretty little thing senseless

    Am I missing any?
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    Lose the leg, keep the shoe....
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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post

    On a more organised thought, how do we start polls on these threads? Be much easier to see the results than sift through whaat will obviously become a multi-hundred page thread. That way we can just keep the posts for personal experiences and stories about how fellow linkers handled the situation.
    The option to start/post a poll is only available when you create a new thread. You can not add one to an already established thread.

    http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/faq....b_poll_explain
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