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    Default Lawyer Wakes Up In Trash Can After Night of Drinking

    Seems like a good place for a lawyer...

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    JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. A southern Indiana lawyer says he's embarrassed and has apologized for being found asleep headfirst in neighbor's trash can after a night of drinking.

    No charges have been filed against Larry Wilder, who is the Jeffersonville City Council's attorney. The council president says she'll call a special meeting next week to discuss Wilder's status with the city.

    Wilder says he was with friends for dinner and drinks in nearby Louisville, Ky., on Tuesday night but was driven home in a client's limousine and remembers little of what happened after that. A neighbor found Wilder in the trash can early Wednesday and called police, who helped Wilder home.

    Jeffersonville Police Chief Tim Deeringer says no crime was committed and that Wilder was cooperative and not a threat to anyone.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,527463,00.html
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    There's even a picture:
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    yeah well...shit happens you know...
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    I like it!

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    He should be thankful that he still has his clothes on. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.
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    That guy got trashed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow View Post
    That guy got trashed.
    b-dum-dum-cha!

    Thank you, thank you very much! Those were the comedy stylings of our very own Menlow. Next show's at 12, please be sure to tip your waitresses!
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    b-dum-dum-cha!

    Thank you, thank you very much! Those were the comedy stylings of our very own Menlow. Next show's at 12, please be sure to tip your waitresses!



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    Was that in Houston last weekend?
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    if it was, he wasn't at Linkers weekend. No lawyers allowed!
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    if it was, he wasn't at Linkers weekend. No lawyers allowed!
    My how "occupationist" of you. Some of the most fun I have had drinking has been with lawyers. Or don't you recall our trip to Manzanillo, Mexico?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lacy_vious View Post
    My how "occupationist" of you. Some of the most fun I have had drinking has been with lawyers. Or don't you recall our trip to Manzanillo, Mexico?

    LV
    i didnt' spend any time with them. My drinking was done with the bar tender.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Larry Wilder for Governor
    He's the man who can clean up the mess in Indiana politics!








    Don't read this.

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    reminds me of the old joke..

    "what do you call one thousand lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?"






    answer......"a good start"



    ah, that one always stays relevant

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    He should be thankful that he still has his clothes on. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.
    there was a Cleveland-area mayor that was good for turning up drunk and naked. he kept getting re-elected, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    The council president says she'll call a special meeting next week to discuss Wilder's status with the city.
    I would think that having his pic splashed all over the net is punishment enough. I've already sent it to a few people.
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