Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 48
  1. #1
    Good Enough VH Wahoo's Avatar
    Join Date
    10.22.07
    Location
    VA
    Posts
    2,361
    Favorite VH Album

    VH I
    Favorite VH Song

    Unchained
    Last Online

    08.31.15 @ 02:01 PM
    Likes
    9
    Liked 14 Times in 6 Posts

    The "Comfort Wipe"???

    WTF??? I fail to see the "comfort" in this:





    Let's see Billy Mays put his best spin on this thing!

  2. #2
    Atomic Punk sixstring's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.22.04
    Age
    45
    Location
    texas
    Posts
    9,852
    Favorite VH Album

    1984 / 5150
    Favorite VH Song

    the ones with ed on them.
    Last Online

    07.20.17 @ 02:42 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Donor

    Default



    I...I...nevermind.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

  3. #3
    PM Goo with your concerns OLO's Avatar
    Join Date
    12.13.99
    Age
    49
    Location
    Enumclaw, WA
    Posts
    18,055
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Unchained
    Last Online

    12.14.17 @ 01:36 AM
    Likes
    91
    Liked 84 Times in 35 Posts

    Default

    WTF!?!?!?!
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

  4. #4
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    06.15.06
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Posts
    13,741
    Favorite VH Album

    VHIII/WACF/OU51BALUCK
    Last Online

    07.24.11 @ 04:36 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    screw billy mays...i think the shamwow guy just found his comeback product!!!
    Stay out of it, dude.


    I am Van Halen.

  5. #5
    Atomic Punk TheresOnlyOneWay's Avatar
    Join Date
    04.13.04
    Location
    Avengers Tower
    Posts
    10,149
    Favorite VH Album

    Chickenfoot III
    Favorite VH Song

    Different Devil
    Last Online

    11.30.17 @ 11:15 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 340 Times in 184 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    Finally!
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    --------------------------
    IAMA I am a stage hand for big mainstream artists. (self.IAmA)

    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

  6. #6
    Future's in the past....
    Join Date
    03.03.08
    Age
    51
    Location
    Somewhere between here and there
    Posts
    13,090
    Favorite VH Album

    WACF, FW, DD
    Favorite VH Song

    At the moment, Little Guitars
    Last Online

    11.03.17 @ 01:35 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default

    18" of reach? Is this for the morbidly obese?
    11/05/78 Hollywood Sportatorium
    12/10/82 Hollywood Sportatorium
    01/20/84 Hollywood Sportatorium
    01/21/84 Hollywood Sportatorium
    02/16/08 Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I've got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I'm blue.

  7. #7
    Atomic Punk chefcraig's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.01.02
    Location
    A Confederacy of Dunces
    Posts
    19,370
    Last Online

    03.07.10 @ 06:18 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 10 Times in 9 Posts

    Those testimonials are disturbing, to say the least. "Being a big guy has it's advantages, and disadvantages...It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters..."

    And judging how the paper "fits" on the damned thing (which appears to be somewhat WIDE)...
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
    George Bernard Shaw

  8. #8
    Baluchitherium
    Join Date
    07.26.07
    Age
    47
    Location
    Las Vegas, NV
    Posts
    4,654
    Favorite VH Album

    VH II
    Favorite VH Song

    Down in Flames
    Last Online

    12.13.17 @ 02:13 AM
    Likes
    1,164
    Liked 200 Times in 83 Posts

    Default

    I wonder how many of the old duffers that buy this thing will be scrubbing their back with it in the shower after watching that ad.

  9. #9
    Baluchitherium
    Join Date
    07.26.07
    Age
    47
    Location
    Las Vegas, NV
    Posts
    4,654
    Favorite VH Album

    VH II
    Favorite VH Song

    Down in Flames
    Last Online

    12.13.17 @ 02:13 AM
    Likes
    1,164
    Liked 200 Times in 83 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Those testimonials are disturbing, to say the least. "Being a big guy has it's advantages, and disadvantages...It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters..."
    Maybe this should have been Larry Craig's defense... "I said I needed some help with my personal matters, and the guy just misunderstood. For the love of Pete, when will someone invent something to help me wipe??"
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


  10. #10
    Eruption lacy_vious's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.12.09
    Location
    Spring, TX
    Posts
    1,072
    Last Online

    03.01.11 @ 02:34 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Maybe this should have been Larry Craig's defense... "I said I needed some help with my personal matters, and the guy just misunderstood. For the love of Pete, when will someone invent something to help me wipe??"
    I think I saw one of these on a show about "little people." It made me cringe then and it still makes me cringe now.

    LV

  11. #11
    Atomic Punk chefcraig's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.01.02
    Location
    A Confederacy of Dunces
    Posts
    19,370
    Last Online

    03.07.10 @ 06:18 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 10 Times in 9 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
    Finally!
    At last, the days of having to go out to the garage before hitting the john are over!

    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
    George Bernard Shaw

  12. #12
    Baluchitherium
    Join Date
    07.26.07
    Age
    47
    Location
    Las Vegas, NV
    Posts
    4,654
    Favorite VH Album

    VH II
    Favorite VH Song

    Down in Flames
    Last Online

    12.13.17 @ 02:13 AM
    Likes
    1,164
    Liked 200 Times in 83 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    At last, the days of having to go out to the garage before hitting the john are over!

    Posted from yo' mama's house.


  13. #13
    Gird your loins Daisy Hill's Avatar
    Join Date
    04.17.08
    Age
    57
    Location
    Goose Poop, Ohio
    Posts
    13,064
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Panama
    Last Online

    12.15.17 @ 05:43 PM
    Likes
    1,811
    Liked 2,238 Times in 1,356 Posts

    Default

    my great great uncle Augustus will be rolling in his grave....he failed to patent the "cob wiper" which was an ingenius marriage of a corn cob and an common fireplace poker


    once used, one would simply bang the poker against the rim of the outhouse until the cob fell off

    goes to show you, if you miss and opportunity, it may not present itself again

  14. #14
    Atomic Punk Wruff_ajax's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.15.03
    Location
    US of America
    Posts
    8,889
    Favorite VH Album

    =VH= II
    Last Online

    12.15.17 @ 04:59 PM
    Likes
    746
    Liked 797 Times in 382 Posts


    Premium Member

    Default

    I know what everyone's getting for Christmas this year.
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

  15. #15
    Future's in the past....
    Join Date
    03.03.08
    Age
    51
    Location
    Somewhere between here and there
    Posts
    13,090
    Favorite VH Album

    WACF, FW, DD
    Favorite VH Song

    At the moment, Little Guitars
    Last Online

    11.03.17 @ 01:35 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default

    Gina says that it was invented by some women with ultra long fingernails. You know, so they don't get shit under their nails?
    11/05/78 Hollywood Sportatorium
    12/10/82 Hollywood Sportatorium
    01/20/84 Hollywood Sportatorium
    01/21/84 Hollywood Sportatorium
    02/16/08 Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I've got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I'm blue.

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. "Say Uncle," "You Wear It Well," "River Wide" and "Left for Dead."
    By extreme red roth in forum VH Songs/Albums/Videos
    Replies: 48
    Last Post: 12.28.16, 06:31 PM
  2. "Emergency", "Night Gallery", "Kojak" To Return Via NBC Owned Websites...
    By chefcraig in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 02.25.08, 05:36 PM
  3. Brett Michael's "Golddigging Slut-Fest"...Errr, "Rock Of Love 2" Premieres Tonight
    By chefcraig in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 01.23.08, 05:23 PM
  4. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09.21.06, 10:36 AM
  5. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 06.02.01, 07:16 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •