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    'Steven Seagal: Lawman' follows Steven Seagal's career as... a lawman.
    We know he's been under siege, on deadly ground and marked for death, but who knew that Steven Seagal is also a commissioned officer of the law?


    A&E announced that it has gone into production on "Steven Seagal: Lawman," a self-explanatory reality series that looks beyond the action hero's movie star status.

    "I've been working as an officer in Jefferson Parish for two decades under most people's radar," Seagal says in a statement. "I've decided to work with A&E on this series now because I believe it's important to show the nation all the positive work being accomplished here in Louisiana -- to see the passion and commitment that comes from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in this post-Katrina environment."

    As the man says, Seagal has been working for almost 20 years as a fully-commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana. It also turns out that Seagal's movies have grossed more than $2 billion worldwide, which seems equally unlikely.

    Apparently, in addition to his 7th-degree black belt in aikido, Seagal is an expert marksman and has been going on patrols and training fellow officers in firearms and hand-to-hand combat.

    "Steven is a hero both on and off camera and helps fight crime because he cares about the community," said Robert Sharenow, A&E's unscripted programming guru. "It's such an amazing revelation that this larger-than-life star has been doing real police work for nearly 20 years."

    Sheriff Newell Normand adds, "Steven has a very close relationship with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office and I'm proud to have him as part of our team. I cannot tell you how honored I am to not only be affiliated with Steven, but with A&E and all their support in highlighting the efforts, the trials and the tribulations of the men and woman of the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office."

    "Seven Seagal: Lawman" joins an A&E unscripted stable that already includes "Intervention," "Dog the Bounty Hunter," "Paranormal State" and, occasionally, "The Coreys."
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    didn't they already do this show with LaToya Jackson and Jack Osborne in Gary Indiana?

    it stunk like low tide

    you'll have to watch it with vicks vapor rub smeared under your nose

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post

    A&E announced that it has gone into production on "Steven Seagal: Lawman," a self-explanatory reality series that looks beyond the action hero's movie star status.

    "I've been working as an officer in Jefferson Parish for two decades under most people's radar," Seagal says in a statement. "I've decided to work with A&E on this series now because I believe it's important to show the nation all the positive work being accomplished here in Louisiana -- to see the passion and commitment that comes from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in this post-Katrina environment."
    Translation: "I made some real bad investments over the last few years and need some quick money"
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    "Steven is a hero both on and off camera and helps fight crime because he cares about the community," said Robert Sharenow, A&E's unscripted programming guru.
    That's awesome. And according to his ex-wife, his pimp hand is strong as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post

    it stunk like low tide

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    While his movies got to be mundane and predictable; if he's been doing this for 20 years, unheralded, I can only applaude him, payday or not.
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    Wonder if he still runs like a sissy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by csm5150 View Post
    Wonder if he still runs like a sissy?
    Why don't you ask him, see how it works out for ya. LOL
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    this is GREAT news!

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    Seagal toplined a series of successful actioners in the '90s, most profitably in the "Under Siege" couplet. His Warner Bros. contract was not renewed in 1997; since then he has appeared mostly in straight-to-video projects and exclusively so since 2003. Most recently, he wrote and starred in "Kill Switch" for First Look Intl.; it bowed on Oct. 7 2008.

    'Lawman' slated for late 2009 bow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy View Post
    Why don't you ask him, see how it works out for ya. LOL
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    i forget which magazine it was, but several years ago there was a very long, very heavily researched article about segal. It might have been in Esquire. It alleged that he was a complete lunatic and compulsive liar who made up his black belt status, who manipulated people into getting him into film...just a really ugly portrayal.
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