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    Right whale births at record levels
    A unique Digby County attraction - courtesy of Mother Nature
    by Jeanne Whitehead/Digby Courier

    When the right whales return to northern waters in early July, there will be 39 calves swimming at their mothers’ sides. Digby County residents—and visitors—will have a front row seat on this remarkable event: right whales consider the Bay of Fundy their ‘nursery’ and they will settle into local waters for the rest of the summer.
    "They’ll actually stay in the Bay of Fundy into October,” says Tony Lacasse.

    Lacasse is spokesperson for the New England Aquarium whose researchers have been tracking and studying the right whale for the past 30 years.

    They use both boats and aerial surveillance to keep tabs on the whales, and assign a name to each and every one of them.

    “Right whales have a unique pattern on the top of their head,” says Lacasse, “and the names tend to stem from what that pattern reminds us of. We have a whale with a pattern that looks like a guitar. His name is Van Halen.”

    Lacasse says this current baby boom is unprecedented: the entire right whale population numbers less than 400 and is considered the most endangered whale in world, in part because of low reproductive rates.

    “One year there were eleven right whale calves in the bay, and that was considered pretty amazing” says Dianne Theriault of Petit Passage Whale Watch.

    In 2000, just a single calf was born.

    Theriault, like other County tourism operators, is delighted to hear of the right whale baby boom. Pundits are already predicting a soft year for tourism, but with anatural attraction that is not occurring anywhere else on the planet, Bay of Fundy tourism operators may just be able to buck the trend.
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    Heh. Awesome.

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    Will Eddie sue the whale?

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    I hesitate to recommend to this whale to wear a cup... That would be one giant mutha' of a cup!

    Btw, VanEdge, good to see an ole' timer like u posting, hadn't seen u in these parts for a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mambo Slammer Casalad View Post
    Will Eddie sue the whale?
    Hmmm...maybe.

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    "Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as we pleased, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction."

    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Chef, I think you've done a little too much LDS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    "Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as we pleased, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction."

    I still can't believe they let Alex play Spock in that movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    Chef, I think you've done a little too much LDS.
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    I still can't believe they let Alex play Spock in that movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    Chef, I think you've done a little too much LDS.
    "Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"
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    I swear to God if I hear one more quip about wearing a cup or reference to copyright lawsuits in an effort to somehow be funny, I think I'm going to fucking puke my guts out and blow up. Seriously. It has become the most stupid and lame attempt at humor on this board and went beyond tired YEARS ago. YEARS AGO!!

    IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY, NOR WILL IT EVER BE AGAIN!!!

    FUCK AN A!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    I swear to God if I hear one more quip about wearing a cup or reference to copyright lawsuits in an effort to somehow be funny, I think I'm going to fucking blow up. Seriously. It has become the most stupid and lame attempt at humor on this board and went beyond tired YEARS ago. YEARS AGO!!

    IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY, NOR WILL IT EVER BE AGAIN!!!

    FUCK AN A!!!

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    Spock: He is a man of deep feelings.
    Scotty: Aye, what else is new.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    I swear to God if I hear one more quip about wearing a cup or reference to copyright lawsuits in an effort to somehow be funny, I think I'm going to fucking puke my guts out and blow up. Seriously. It has become the most stupid and lame attempt at humor on this board and went beyond tired YEARS ago. YEARS AGO!!

    IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY, NOR WILL IT EVER BE AGAIN!!!

    FUCK AN A!!!

    Carry on.
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    Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?
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    Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    I swear to God if I hear one more quip about wearing a cup or reference to copyright lawsuits in an effort to somehow be funny, I think I'm going to fucking puke my guts out and blow up. Seriously. It has become the most stupid and lame attempt at humor on this board and went beyond tired YEARS ago. YEARS AGO!!

    IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY, NOR WILL IT EVER BE AGAIN!!!

    FUCK AN A!!!

    Carry on.
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