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    Default Classy couple arrested for having sex while kids were in back seat

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...l?link=rssfeed

    photos and police report at the above link.


    "We Got Horny..."
    Cops: Kids on board while Ohio couple got busy in car's front seat
    MAY 18--Meet Danica Wallace and Jeremy Welch. The Ohio couple was arrested Friday after cops spotted them having sex in a car while Wallace's two small children were in the vehicle's back seat. According to a Springfield Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, Wallace, 24, was driving a Ford Taurus when she and Welch, 29, "pulled off the roadway to have sex." When police approached the vehicle, they discovered Wallace, naked from the waist down, astride a similarly pantsless Welch, who was seated in the front passenger seat. Welch, who was "extremely intoxicated," offered cops a simple explanation for the pair's conduct: "We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!" Wallace, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, claimed to have only consumed a 22-ounce bottle of Budweiser. "I'm not completely drunk," she assured police. Wallace was charged with drunk driving, child endangerment, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Welch was charged with public indecency. Wallace's children, ages four and 22 months, were turned over to a friend of hers. Wallace and Welch are pictured below in mug shots taken at the Clark County Jail. (4 pages)
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    Idiots. And those are parents. Nice.
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    i'm in favour of taking the kids away from that worthless bitch and would have no problem with a lengthy prison term. People this stupid should now be allowed to have children.

    The guy isn't nearly as much in the wrong as they ain't his kids.

    Why do i have a feeling that the two kids have different fathers?

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    They must really be Canadian.

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    In the dude's defense you'd HAVE to be drunk to fuck that. I know I would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty View Post
    They must really be Canadian.
    nahh, too ugly to be canucks. we're all super sexy.

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    Check out the hickey the size of a canned ham on her neck. Class.

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    Well as fucked up as these two people are you can't really argue with their logic. I've been known to get horny once in a while myself. And matching that lovely hickey on her is that wonderful neck tattoo on him...guaranteeing him the best jobs available.
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    That's not a hickey, that's where she got hit by the ugly stick. Too bad it missed her face, might have been an improvement.
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    Wow, looks like it's been a rough 24 years. Looks much closer to 34.

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    geez and this mom was interviewed on TV and said she just wanted everyone to know that she was NOT a bad mother.

    I can just see these hicks

    "Uh junior, here's a pack a razors...you just busy yerself in the back seat..... me an "Uncle" Jack need to knock one off in the front seat here...urrrrp!"



    yeah....mother of the year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    geez and this mom was interviewed on TV and said she just wanted everyone to know that she was NOT a bad mother.

    I can just see these hicks

    "Uh junior, here's a pack a razors...you just busy yerself in the back seat..... me an "Uncle" Jack need to knock one off in the front seat here...urrrrp!"



    yeah....mother of the year.


    is everyone in favour of my idea of licensing before you have kids yet? You should need to pass a test before the hospital releases the kid to you.

    Question #1:

    You and your criminal looking boyfriend are driving along with your (but not his of course) two infant children in the back seat. You then have an urge to have sex. You should:

    a) park the car and proceed with intercourse in view of the children.
    b) keep driving, only a hick slut would do that.

    Anyone answering (A) should have her tubes tied immediately and have custody of the infant child transferred to the state.


    Question #2

    Who is the father of this child:

    a) my husband, he's right here holding the child.
    b) i don't know.

    Anyone answering (b) should have her tubes tied immediately and have custody of the infant child transferred to the state. When the father is located he should be beaten with a bat until he bleeds out his toes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon View Post
    In the dude's defense you'd HAVE to be drunk to fuck that. I know I would.

    No kidding Eddymon....just hideous. I think you'd still want to double bag that face no matter how shitfaced you were.

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    I'm all for spaying and neutering in this particular instance...
    Originally posted by Katydid

    Because I realize you all (the Roth Army) are a bunch of twisted, demented, beastility, porn loving, drug addicts and alcoholics and psycopaths. I guess Devil worshippers more aptly describe you.

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    Why does this shit always have to happen in Ohio ?

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