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    Enema

    Jump back!
    What's that sound?
    Here he comes
    He says "Pull your pants down"
    Big rude
    Doctor with an attitude
    I can't even shit
    He'll be fixin it
    Don't you know about impacted feces?
    It makes my anus burn...
    Damn it hurts!
    Enema!
    Enema-a!
    Ain't nothin like that lower GI
    Got a tube full of water
    runnin in my brown eye
    Hey dude...
    Sorry bout my attitude
    Havin trouble goin to the bathroom
    Hear that water wizzin into me?
    It makes my anus burn
    Damn it hurts!
    Enema!
    Enema-a!
    Enema!
    Enema-a-in-my-ass-hole
    The water's a little bit hot tonite
    I can barely see my feet from the steam comin outta my ass...
    Reach down
    Between my legs and... spread my butt-cheeks....
    He's squirtin
    I'm hurtin
    Right inside my big rear end now
    Water wizzin...
    Worse than prison
    Colon poppin
    Ain't no stoppin now!
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    Ummm, cool?
    "It doesn't mean that much to me to mean that much to you..." -Neil Young

    "The sun's not yellow, it's chicken." -Bob Dylan

    "If you go out and buy a Van Halen record and put it in your collection, it'll melt your other records." -David Lee Roth, 1981.

    Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
    Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit!!! It'll HURT MORE!!!

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    All righty then.
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

    "A lot of people take Van Halen more seriously than we do." The Diamond One



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    Poop jokes.......that's what we're reduced to now?

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    I can't imagine having that kind of free time.
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    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! "
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve mcqueen View Post
    Poop jokes.......that's what we're reduced to now?

    From this loser it is.


    This is the same moron that found time to rank the top 100 VH Boards members of all time and give a little summary on each guy. I guess this shit means a lot to him, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post


    This is the same moron that found time to rank the top 100 VH Boards members of all time and give a little summary on each guy.
    Where the hell was this?
    "Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women."
    Quint- Boat Captain
    --------------------------------------------------


    "As God as my witness...I thought turkeys could fly"
    Arthur Carlson- Radio Station GM
    --------------------------------------------------


    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! "
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    VIVA TEXAS LINKERS WEEKEND!
    Round I = Done!
    Round II = Done!
    Round III = Done!
    Round IV = Done!
    Round V = Done!
    Round VI = Done!
    Round VII = Done!
    Round VIII = Done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    From this loser it is.


    This is the same moron that found time to rank the top 100 VH Boards members of all time and give a little summary on each guy. I guess this shit means a lot to him, huh?
    Shut the fuck up, Double Deepthroat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy 150 View Post
    Where the hell was this?
    Over at the Army.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    Over at the Army.
    Gotcha.

    Didn't that shut down?
    "Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women."
    Quint- Boat Captain
    --------------------------------------------------


    "As God as my witness...I thought turkeys could fly"
    Arthur Carlson- Radio Station GM
    --------------------------------------------------


    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! "
    Clark W. Griswold- Food Additive Designer
    ---------------------------------------------------


    VIVA TEXAS LINKERS WEEKEND!
    Round I = Done!
    Round II = Done!
    Round III = Done!
    Round IV = Done!
    Round V = Done!
    Round VI = Done!
    Round VII = Done!
    Round VIII = Done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    Over at the Army.
    Yeah my thread paid tribute to members for all Van Halen message boards, that put their time in and contributed to all Van Halen boards... and I also included fans of ALL eras of Van Halen. I got over 700 responses and thank- you's for it... it was my way of showing appreciation to all the people I think were the best posters in history. I also added alot of linkers as well.

    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/main-...d-history.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Women And Roth First View Post
    Yeah my thread paid tribute to members for all Van Halen message boards, that put their time in and contributed to all Van Halen boards... and I also included fans of ALL eras of Van Halen. I got over 700 responses and thank- you's for it... it was my way of showing appreciation to all the people I think were the best posters in history. I also added alot of linkers as well.

    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/main-...d-history.html
    Just checked it out. You did that back in 2006. No updates?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Women And Roth First View Post
    it was my way of showing appreciation to all the people I think were the best posters in history.
    All it showed was that this shit IS YOUR LIFE.


    Now I see you're running the 1st Annual Roth Army Hall Of Fame awards. Good luck with that.

    Seriously, the Army means WAAAAAY too much to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Summer Nights in Cabo View Post
    Just checked it out. You did that back in 2006. No updates?
    I'm gonna make an Version 2.0

    As you already stated... there has been alot of people that deserve props that missed that list. I just haven't decided when to do it yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    All it showed was that this shit IS YOUR LIFE.


    Now I see you're running the 1st Annual Roth Army Hall Of Fame awards. Good luck with that.

    Seriously, the Army means WAAAAAY too much to you.
    Well yeah, it does mean alot to me.
    As does Van Halen... that's why I spend alot of free time here.
    I enjoy talking with the fans... who agree or disagree with my views.
    And considering that I was once a webmaster there... and helped Chris with different aspects of the board... i'll take that as a compliment.
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