Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 16
  1. #1
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    01.29.02
    Age
    49
    Location
    somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts
    22,946
    Last Online

    12.11.17 @ 04:37 PM
    Likes
    842
    Liked 1,229 Times in 448 Posts

    Default Lingerie Football League

    The concept originated from the hugely successful Super Bowl halftime alternative television special called the Lingerie Bowl which draws millions of viewers as a pay-per-view event broadcast annually directly opposite the Super Bowl halftime show. The television mega-special has become a staple of Super Bowl Sunday festivities for millions worldwide being broadcast in over 85 countries.

    Lingerie Football League administrative offices are based in West Hollywood, California.

    2009 Teams
    Philadelphia Passion
    Chicago Bliss
    Miami Caliente
    New York Euphoria
    Tampa Breeze
    Dallas Desire
    Denver Dream
    Los Angeles Temptation
    San Diego Seduction
    Seattle Mist

    LFL games will be played at major arenas and stadiums in America on Friday nights and broadcast on cable television in the fall of 2009.

    Play style is full-contact and consists of seven women on each side of the 50-yard field, akin to indoor football. Uniforms consist of helmets, shoulder pads, bikini tops and shorts.[1]

    The league announced it would play with ten teams in its 2009 season[2]. They will play one game every week in a different league city from September through January, for a total of four games for each team over the course of a 20-week season.

    Lingerie Football League Chicago Tryouts Video
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/30823435/

    http://www.lflus.com/
    http://www.lingeriebowl.com
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- Gen. George S. Patton

  2. #2
    Future's in the past....
    Join Date
    03.03.08
    Age
    51
    Location
    Somewhere between here and there
    Posts
    13,090
    Favorite VH Album

    WACF, FW, DD
    Favorite VH Song

    At the moment, Little Guitars
    Last Online

    11.03.17 @ 01:35 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default

    Pulling at the opponent's uniform will be encouraged, yes?
    11/05/78 Hollywood Sportatorium
    12/10/82 Hollywood Sportatorium
    01/20/84 Hollywood Sportatorium
    01/21/84 Hollywood Sportatorium
    02/16/08 Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I've got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I'm blue.

  3. #3
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    06.15.06
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Posts
    13,741
    Favorite VH Album

    VHIII/WACF/OU51BALUCK
    Last Online

    07.24.11 @ 04:36 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    take THAT terrorists! Lingerie Bowl!!

    nanny nanny boo boo!!!!
    Stay out of it, dude.


    I am Van Halen.

  4. #4
    Atomic Punk chefcraig's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.01.02
    Location
    A Confederacy of Dunces
    Posts
    19,370
    Last Online

    03.07.10 @ 06:18 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 10 Times in 9 Posts

    Man, I love football!





    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
    George Bernard Shaw

  5. #5
    Summer Nights in Cabo SNIC's Avatar
    Join Date
    05.21.04
    Age
    48
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Posts
    4,850
    Favorite VH Album

    5150
    Favorite VH Song

    Summer Nights, Cabo Wabo
    Last Online

    10.19.17 @ 06:44 PM
    Likes
    89
    Liked 55 Times in 21 Posts


    Premium Member

    Donor

    Default

    This adds a whole new meaning to FANTASY FOOTBALL.

    I am drafting all C-cup, red heads on my team. And if they actually have football skills then that is a bonus.

    Artists I Have Seen: 1D, 38 Special, Aerosmith, Alabama, Bad Company, Bad English, Billy Squire, Bob Seger, Bon Jovi, Boston, BTO, Cheap Trick, Chicago, Chickenfoot, Cinderella, Daughtry, Dave Matthews Band, Default, Def Leppard, Dio, Dokken, Drowning Pool, Eagles, Earth Wind & Fire, Eddie Money, Eric Clapton, Farenheit, Fleetwood Mac, Foreigner, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Glass Tiger, Heart, Huey Lewis and the News, Jackson Browne, Jimmy Buffett, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Joe Bonamassa, John Mellencamp, Journey, Keel, Kingdom Come, Kings X, KISS, Kool and the Gang, Krokus, Lionel Richie, Little River Band, Lou Gramm, Loverboy, Los Lonely Boys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Michael Bolton, Nickelback, Night Ranger, Paul Stanley, Peter Frampton, Pink Floyd, Poison, Red Rider, REO Speedwagon, Santana, Sammy Hagar, Shinedown, Steely Dan, Steve Miller Band, Styx, Ted Nugent, Tesla, The 1975, The Black Crowes, The Roots, The Wallflowers, U2, Van Halen, Whitesnake, Zac Brown Band, ZZ Top

  6. #6
    Baluchitherium Duke's Avatar
    Join Date
    12.10.04
    Location
    Slightly North of Sanity
    Posts
    4,558
    Favorite VH Album

    Changes On A Daily Basis
    Favorite VH Song

    Ditto
    Last Online

    07.10.17 @ 08:25 AM
    Likes
    150
    Liked 131 Times in 74 Posts

    Default

    I wanna sack the quarterback.
    The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
    -H.S.T

    This next part could really confuse things. Let's stay focused. #asis

  7. #7
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    06.15.06
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Posts
    13,741
    Favorite VH Album

    VHIII/WACF/OU51BALUCK
    Last Online

    07.24.11 @ 04:36 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    I wanna sack the quarterback.
    where's a ba-dum-dum smiley when you need one?
    Stay out of it, dude.


    I am Van Halen.

  8. #8
    Eruption ChrisTheEdHead's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.29.00
    Age
    48
    Location
    Philadelphia, PA USA
    Posts
    1,136
    Favorite VH Album

    the next one!
    Last Online

    03.11.12 @ 12:55 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    Is there a "causing nudity" penalty if one player rips another player's clothes off? Looking at what theyre wearing, it aint gonna take much
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
    The one, the only..Wengie

    "Denny Crane" - Denny Crane

  9. #9
    Atomic Punk BREW CREW's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.09.00
    Age
    45
    Posts
    11,665
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen 1
    Favorite VH Song

    Somebody Get Me A Doctor
    Last Online

    08.27.17 @ 09:39 AM
    Likes
    45
    Liked 185 Times in 105 Posts

    Default

    I wonder if there will be a snatch cam???
    Just go for it!

  10. #10
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    01.29.02
    Age
    49
    Location
    somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts
    22,946
    Last Online

    12.11.17 @ 04:37 PM
    Likes
    842
    Liked 1,229 Times in 448 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post
    Is there a "causing nudity" penalty if one player rips another player's clothes off? Looking at what theyre wearing, it aint gonna take much
    Penalty??
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- Gen. George S. Patton

  11. #11
    carpe damn diem billy007's Avatar
    Join Date
    04.19.00
    Age
    54
    Location
    On the wild card line...
    Posts
    28,683
    Favorite VH Song

    "Dance The Night Away"
    Last Online

    12.16.17 @ 02:36 PM
    Likes
    1,046
    Liked 1,350 Times in 926 Posts

    Default

    Some penalties?:

    Illegal Use Of Cans
    Withholding
    Dripping
    Facesnatching
    Illegal cock to the back (when a team tries to sneak a tranny out there)
    Intentional Grinding

  12. #12
    Atomic Punk BREW CREW's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.09.00
    Age
    45
    Posts
    11,665
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen 1
    Favorite VH Song

    Somebody Get Me A Doctor
    Last Online

    08.27.17 @ 09:39 AM
    Likes
    45
    Liked 185 Times in 105 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    Some penalties?:

    Illegal Use Of Cans
    Withholding
    Dripping
    Facesnatching
    Illegal cock to the back (when a team tries to sneak a tranny out there)
    Intentional Grinding
    What would be the ref's "signal" be while saying "illegal cock to the back"?
    Last edited by BREW CREW; 05.19.09 at 08:07 PM.
    Just go for it!

  13. #13
    carpe damn diem billy007's Avatar
    Join Date
    04.19.00
    Age
    54
    Location
    On the wild card line...
    Posts
    28,683
    Favorite VH Song

    "Dance The Night Away"
    Last Online

    12.16.17 @ 02:36 PM
    Likes
    1,046
    Liked 1,350 Times in 926 Posts

    Default

    probably a sweeping motion over the groin area?

  14. #14
    Atomic Punk BREW CREW's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.09.00
    Age
    45
    Posts
    11,665
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen 1
    Favorite VH Song

    Somebody Get Me A Doctor
    Last Online

    08.27.17 @ 09:39 AM
    Likes
    45
    Liked 185 Times in 105 Posts

    Default

    Would they be issued camel toe cups?
    Just go for it!

  15. #15
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    12.25.01
    Age
    53
    Location
    Carmel, Ca
    Posts
    7,954
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    You\'re Kidding,right?
    Last Online

    05.31.14 @ 08:17 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    I posted this before...

    When Joe Namath used to call color on NBC, he was good for at least one unfortunate cliche per game.

    When asked why Marcus Allen was so good, Joe says " Looks at the replay, notice how he just hangs back and picks his hole".

    After Steve Deberg threw an interception, Joe points out: "Steve had a man coming in his face."

    Joe Namath could be this league's John Madden.
    "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai


    My Blog:

    http://axxman300tool.blogspot.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/axxman300

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. Who's Excited for Some Lingerie Football?
    By Ace Ventura in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 10.09.08, 12:22 PM
  2. Need help filling up my Fantasy Football League
    By tahoewabo in forum Play Ball!
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 08.30.07, 04:51 PM
  3. Join my fantasy football league!
    By namedmydaughterHALEN in forum Play Ball!
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 07.01.06, 09:04 AM
  4. The Van Halen fans fantasy football league
    By evhrules in forum Play Ball!
    Replies: 259
    Last Post: 01.02.06, 08:04 AM
  5. VHL College FANTASY football League
    By Pasadena Murdock in forum Play Ball!
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 09.05.05, 12:58 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •