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    Eye suffacozza YEWW! Goo's Avatar
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    Default IF David Lee Roth sold business cards

    ...he would be this dude. The way he shuffles round in his seat and gets all serious.. cracks me up for some reason!

    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    The man is a psycho! Who gives a shit. If it doesnt fit in a roladex it will get binned!

    He should try to sell to these guys!

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    Eye suffacozza YEWW! Goo's Avatar
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    haha yep!
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo View Post
    ...he would be this dude. The way he shuffles round in his seat and gets all serious.. cracks me up for some reason!

    This guy is my new hero.

    Anyone who can talk that much shit and be such a wanker AND keep a straight face is worthy of my respect.


    "You see this card? This is the most impressive card I have ever seen. It's mine. It took me 25 years to design this".......poetry.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    He's the S.F.A. of his company ("Stupid Fucking Asshole")

    "Guaranteed!"

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    his card is a f-ing junk mail flyer is what it is.

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    Dude took 25 years to rip off a pop up book, give him a break!
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    Lose the dress keep the card!
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    fucking classic. This guy is my new idol. I want his card...but I'm not fucking good enough to receive it! From now on, the rest of my life, from this day until my last, will be devoting to becoming enough of a man to receive this man's card.

    What are YOU going to do today to earn that man's card?

    Oh and since we're on the subject:

    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post


    fucking classic. This guy is my new idol. I want his card...but I'm not fucking good enough to receive it! From now on, the rest of my life, from this day until my last, will be devoting to becoming enough of a man to receive this man's card.

    What are YOU going to do today to earn that man's card?

    Oh and since we're on the subject:

    I LOVE that book....definitely an under-rated classic!
    "The subtle shading, the tasteful thickness of his card"
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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    I cant stop laughing, that guy rules in a douche bag sort of way. I am pretty sure he is the leader of the douch bags.

    I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO View Post
    I cant stop laughing, that guy rules in a douche bag sort of way. I am pretty sure he is the leader of the douch bags.

    I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!
    I've watched about 5 times since this morning. I think it's incredible!
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    That guys needs to take a nap or something.

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    Why this guy's business card is awesome:

    It was the inspiration for the national flag of Eritrea
    It smells like AXE body spray
    It can stop a bullet
    It has its own gold watch
    The Yanomamo tribe worships this card as their god
    It is a cure for Swine Flu
    It can be used as a ninja throwing star
    It has both poetry and a tip calculator
    It is valued as currency in the nation of Thailand
    It is worth a free membership at most tanning salons
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    LMAO!!! That was about the funniest fucking thing I've seen.

    The level of doucheness in that guy is both nauseating and admirable all in one. I want to be him just for one day.
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