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    Default The Anti Camel Toe Product

    The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a womanís mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."



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    Quote Originally Posted by hagarfn View Post
    Grab the pitchfork's guy's. Whoever created this has to die!!!!
    +1 As a certified Camel Jockey, I say, wear your toe loud, and proud!
    Cuchini. Ha! How 'bout calling it something like the Tozy, or Gash-B-Gone.......Or for ladies, or worse , men that have predominant seperation of the netherregion....The KnuckleBuster!
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    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    This prodeuct was needed much more in the 80's. That said, it really isn't needed at all as far I'm concerned.
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    Oh good lord! There is an easy solution to this problem. All women have to do is go up a size in their bikini bottoms.....or for the unfortunate ones that were born with big curtains, just slap a panty liner in em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Oh good lord! There is an easy solution to this problem. All women have to do is go up a size in their bikini bottoms.....or for the unfortunate ones that were born with big curtains, just slap a panty liner in em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Oh good lord! There is an easy solution to this problem. All women have to do is go up a size in their bikini bottoms.....or for the unfortunate ones that were born with big curtains, just slap a panty liner in em.
    Thanks Kimmie! Now spread the word before we're inindated with the inevitable latenite infomercial that starts something like this......Ahem
    "Hi! I'm Linda Carter.....And if you're a lady like me who has long suffered the embarrasment of a prominent labia........"
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hagarfn View Post
    Stop it right now Kimmie Sue!!!


    Lol....No!!


    Or.....Women could always sew a thick piece of cloth in the crotch............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    .. just slap a panty liner in em.
    AKA man-hole cover.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLEEPER5150 View Post
    Thanks Kimmie! Now spread the word before we're inindated with the inevitable latenite infomercial that starts something like this......Ahem
    "Hi! I'm Linda Carter.....And if you're a lady like me who has long suffered the embarrasment of a prominent labia........"

    Lol....Alrighty Sleeper, but I've just gotta know something.....Don't y'all think camel toes are disgusting? I mean, they leave very little to the imagination, and for me, it's a HUGE turn on to look at a pic of, um, I dunno...let's say ED and wonder what he's got goin on underneath his britches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Lol....Alrighty Sleeper, but I've just gotta know something.....Don't y'all think camel toes are disgusting? I mean, they leave very little to the imagination, and for me, it's a HUGE turn on to look at a pic of, um, I dunno...let's say ED and wonder what he's got goin on underneath his britches.
    I'll say it depends. (which BTW would also probably hide a toe!) Some can look pretty nasty. Like say...oh I dunno, a CT combined with a gunt! Otherwise a cute lil' toe gives me Beaver Fever pretty quick!
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

 

 

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