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    Default Terry Nichols is full of crap...literally. AND he has hemorrhoids!

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    Terry Nichols's Gut-Wrenching Pain
    Constipated Oklahoma City bomber in high-fiber prison diet bid

    APRIL 24--Terry Nichols, the domestic terrorist who teamed up with Timothy McVeigh to murder 168 people, 19 of them children, in the Oklahoma City bombing, is unhappy with his prison diet, which has left him struggling with "chronic constipation, bleeding, hemorrhoids" due to a lack of insoluble fiber. Remarkably, a federal judge yesterday rejected Nichols's bid for a preliminary injunction against the Bureau of Prisons, though a lawsuit filed last month by the 54-year-old killer remains pending. As seen on the following pages, the complaint filed by Nichols--who is imprisoned at the "Supermax" lockup in Florence, Colorado--contends that "God created mankind to consume unrefined whole foods" that work "in a synergistic way to keep one's body (i.e. God's holy temple) in good health to ward off various diseases." Nichols, who stresses that he is "not a terrorist," helpfully included a proposed diet that prison officials should serve (or make available at the Florence commissary). The mass murderer, it seems, is a big fan of Kellogg's bran products. To support his legal claim, Nichols has rounded up declarations from six fellow Florence inmates, each of whom is supposedly beset with assorted digestive issues. Eric Rudolph, whose bombs killed victims at abortion clinics and the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, reports that the "refined and highly processed" food served to killers like him causes "constipation, gas, and stomach cramps." Like Nichols, Rudolph believes "our bodies" are "sacred and should be treated as such." (9 pages)


    The link takes you to his handwritten demands for fresh fruit, his summary of the evolution of food processing and diet from the beginning of time to the modern era of processed foods and desire for bran flakes.

    it's actually pretty funny stuff!
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    I'm glad it hurts him when he poops.
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    Well, shit man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    I'm glad it hurts him when he poops.
    ...That's not from the food....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiftyoneFtfty View Post
    ...That's not from the food....

    lmao
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    That's what he gets for ruining the good names of fine, upstanding, right-wing, anti-government extremists.
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    poor guys...they are being "denied their lawful rights" and they have to consume "dead and refined foods that are abhorrent to plaintiffs sincerely held religious beliefs" and that the consumption of those foods are "causing mental physical and spiritual torment and causing sin against God"


    funny how conveniently these monsters failed to think about their victims' rights or the survivors mental and spiritual torment or for that matter about how God would feel about them taking other's lives, but they're worried that God will upset that their poopers are stuffed with refined flour products
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    I don't think they should worry about angering God anymore, I have a sneaking suspicion that they're never going to meet Him anyway

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    Oh fuck him. He is a fucking monster anyway. Besides that his hemorrhoids are probably from anal not the food. Fucking faggot piece of shit, I hope his asshole explodes stomach acid and eats him alive. Dickwad fucknugget.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FiftyoneFtfty View Post
    ...That's not from the food....

    i dunno, i thought that in a supermax the inmates had no contact with each other at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post


    they're worried that God will upset that their poopers are stuffed with refined flour products
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    ahem, i don't think God will be upset...Mr. Devil will have his fun


    these assholes should just rot and NOT be fed. they should be thankful they are being fed. people without food (not me, meatloaf suffed with spinach and cheese, mashed potatoes and brocolli and garlic) would kill for that processed shit these prisoners are eating, even if it would give them the shits.

    i'd say, if the prisoners don't want to eat this food they are given, kill 'em. that way they dont have to eat it.
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    Would impaling him ass-first on a wooden pole be considered enough fibre?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    Oh fuck him. He is a fucking monster anyway. Besides that his hemorrhoids are probably from anal not the food. Fucking faggot piece of shit, I hope his asshole explodes stomach acid and eats him alive. Dickwad fucknugget.
    Yeah...this whole sunshine and rainbow point of view you have going is almost to the point of being overbearing. You don't have to be so nice for us to be your friend.
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    "our bodies" are "sacred and should be treated as such"

    But something tells me you didn't feel that way about the people you murdered, did ya?

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    I have my own opinions 'bout the OK. City bombings - flame away... BUT, If you're a C.O.,Your gonna get hit by flying shit. You might duck solid waste. Try getting away from diarreah! So give them the MF'in fiber. Solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Yeah...this whole sunshine and rainbow point of view you have going is almost to the point of being overbearing. You don't have to be so nice for us to be your friend.
    I know, I am thinking of becoming a motivational speaker.
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