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    Default Swiss Town Tired Of German Penises

    I am not making this up:

    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/int...osition=recent


    Swiss citizens are banning Germans who hike in the buff from invading their picturesque region.

    By a show of hands citizens of the tiny canton, or state, of Appenzell Inner Rhodes yesterday voted overwhelmingly to slap nudists with what amounts to a $176 fine if they don’t cover up.

    Only a scattering of people yesterday balked at banning back-to-nature activity that took off last autumn when naked hikers - primarily Germans - started baring all in eastern Switzerland.

    Other Swiss cantons are considering similar action after German Web sites began promoting nude walking in the Alps.

    The verdant Appenzell region has been regarded as a favorite, with trails the nudists regarded as off the beaten path.

    The German sites also promote walks in France and in regions of Germany, where public nudity has roots going back to the 18th century through a movement that has come to be called “Free Body Culture.” Nudism in more conservative areas of Switzerland is less common.

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    Slap them with a fine!

    Why don't they just wrestle them to the ground, knee them in the gut and taser them multiple times.


    I'm just sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    I am not making this up:

    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/int...osition=recent





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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Troublemaker.

    well....


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    that's Poetry right there my friend

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    Read this yesterday on the local ABC affiliate website....fooking hilarious if you ask me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    Slap them with a fine!

    Why don't they just wrestle them to the ground, knee them in the gut and taser them multiple times.


    I'm just sayin'

    heeheehee!

    it's always funny when threads are referenced in other threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post

    you prematurely
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    little pecker head




    that's Poetry right there my friend
    German Pecker Haiku no less.
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    Now do you guys understand why I moved to Germany?

    It's not all Sauerkraut and bad marching band music here you know.

    As we say here in Deutchland: "Guten Tag. Du hast fantastiche Titten"
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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    Now do you guys understand why I moved to Germany?

    It's not all Sauerkraut and bad marching band music here you know.

    As we say here in Deutchland: "Guten Tag. Du hast fantastiche Titten"
    Yeah, women love that sentence...

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    So where are the nudists going to keep the money to pay the fines with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    So where are the nudists going to keep the money to pay the fines with?
    You just had to go there, didn't you?
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    [QUOTE=Axxman300;1128684]I am not making this up:[QUOTE]



    this is the type of stuff that can't be made up

 

 

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