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    A nice story, with surprising end:

    In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

    It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

    So, Soupolos, after calming his wifeís protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

    Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

    When his own wife objected, he explained, "I donít like this any more than you. Iím simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

    When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

    The doctorís announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

    Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.



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    Jeez...when you really think about it, everyone involved with this story got fucked, one way or another.
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    This made me laugh out loud. AWESOME!

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    Was this Germany or Florida?














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    Quote Originally Posted by Wickett View Post
    In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

    The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.
    Uh-oh... Ver ist Colonel Hogan??
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Uh-oh... Where is Colonel Hogan??
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    "I'm just trying to figure out why you donít have any clothes on," the deputy said.

    "Me too," Krauss replied.

    "Donít forget! One sperm can ruin your whole day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Jeez...when you really think about it, everyone involved with this story got fucked, one way or another.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Uh-oh... Ver ist Colonel Hogan??
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    I'm sorry but this story made me laugh.
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    Wish I had good neighbors like this. Sure beats borrowing a cup of sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wickett View Post
    Maus explained, "I donít like this any more than you. Iím simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."
    I love that quote.
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    Whoa...that story has more twists and backtracks than "the Usual Suspects"....where the hell is Keyser Soze?

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    good stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Jeez...when you really think about it, everyone involved with this story got fucked, one way or another.
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