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    Check it out -
    I'd definately tune in to this one!!



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    David Lee Roth - Diamond "Just A Gigolo" Dave has never married. Some might theorize that this is because he doesn't like the laydeez quite as much as his videos filled with pastel-bikini'd bimbos might imply. But I say it's just because he still hasn't found the Ice Cream Woman of his dreams. After all, it takes a truly special (and patient) rock chick to keep up with a totally unchained dude like Roth. Anyway, it actually boggles my mind that VH1 has not yet built an entire show around this high-kicking rock 'n' roll weirdo, a guy so out-there he makes Flavor Of Love's Flavor Flav look like Bob Dole (read my DLR Q&A if you don't believe me). And it's about time that this situation be rectified. So I propose a bunch of bachelorettes compete for Dave's affections via a "Hot For Teacher"-reenactment school-desk strip-off. VH1 execs, are you reading this? Seriously. I ain't talkin' 'about love, necessarily, but I am talkin' 'bout PURE RATINGS GOLD. (Side note: And you know VH1 has to cast a bachelorette named Jamie, so when she gets kicked off and starts crying...well, you know where I'm going with this. This stuff writes itself!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldustgrl View Post
    Check it out -
    I'd definately tune in to this one!!



    http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/rea...ock-of-love-4/

    David Lee Roth - Diamond "Just A Gigolo" Dave has never married. Some might theorize that this is because he doesn't like the laydeez quite as much as his videos filled with pastel-bikini'd bimbos might imply. But I say it's just because he still hasn't found the Ice Cream Woman of his dreams. After all, it takes a truly special (and patient) rock chick to keep up with a totally unchained dude like Roth. Anyway, it actually boggles my mind that VH1 has not yet built an entire show around this high-kicking rock 'n' roll weirdo, a guy so out-there he makes Flavor Of Love's Flavor Flav look like Bob Dole (read my DLR Q&A if you don't believe me). And it's about time that this situation be rectified. So I propose a bunch of bachelorettes compete for Dave's affections via a "Hot For Teacher"-reenactment school-desk strip-off. VH1 execs, are you reading this? Seriously. I ain't talkin' 'about love, necessarily, but I am talkin' 'bout PURE RATINGS GOLD. (Side note: And you know VH1 has to cast a bachelorette named Jamie, so when she gets kicked off and starts crying...well, you know where I'm going with this. This stuff writes itself!)

    76. Setev - 2 minutes ago
    Well, if David Lee Roth did the show, it would be labeled as one of those "Special" episodes... Why? Dave's gay folks... Maybe he and Rob Halford should do a reality show together!!
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    Yeah....I'd have to say he's gay, too. But for the spotlight and $$$$ I think Dave will do just about anything!!!!
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    It'd be interesting to see the guy he picks. Maybe the Quizno's dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldustgrl View Post
    Yeah....I'd have to say he's gay, too. But for the spotlight and $$$$ I think Dave will do just about anything!!!!
    Didnt Dave once say that Gary Cherone rides the baloney pony?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldustgrl View Post
    Yeah....I'd have to say he's gay, too. But for the spotlight and $$$$ I think Dave will do just about anything!!!!

    Uh huh!!

    You know, I have lots of gay friends and I absolutely LOVE them. You know if you're friends, then, you're just friends and they ain't trying to get in your britches. That is comforting to me. I'll bet Dave would be so much fun just to hang out with, and I think it'd be highly entertaining to watch such a show.

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    you know...I'd probably tune in to this...
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Have to admit-I would TiVo this deal...............

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    Yep this would definitely write itself.
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    Ain't gonna happen....you know that such a project has got to be mentioned in the contract where Dave signed his nuts away right before the 07/08 tour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Ain't gonna happen....you know that such a project has got to be mentioned in the contract where Dave signed his nuts away right before the 07/08 tour.
    and rightfully so to be quite honest. For instance, if I had been Nikki Sixx, I'd have been pissssssed off at Vince doing that VH1 makeover show. How unfucking motley crue can you get?!?! "I'm overweight, I'm sad, I dont know how to sing, waaaaahh wwwwaaaaaaahhhhh." Give me a break Vince!
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    I'd certainly watch it! If Brett Michaels can do 3 seasons of it, why not Roth!
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    So would it then be called "Roth of Love"?

 

 

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