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    Default 'Mow The Lawn’, Quattro Bikini Razor Commercial

    Starts out with a lady sitting down stroking a pussycat on her lap singing about when she’s feeling blue her favorite thing to do is ‘mow the lawn’. She’s joined by two other women that burst into song about ‘big bushes’,’small gardens’ and ‘tulips on the mound’ (that is the best..get it..’two lips on the mound…)

    Then the end the lady in stroking her now hairless pussycat……

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    Ha ha ha! Takin' the Norelco to the velcro.

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    Now that is damn funny....
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    This is pretty funny...though I can see it getting aired in Europe, I have a hard time believing it will see much air time here in the states...
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    I've gotta admit, I love women that take care of themselves like that, but that much trimming and shaping isn't necessary........


    BRING BACK THE 70's BUSH !!!!!!!!! Just keep off the thighs, ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodewijk View Post
    I've gotta admit, I love women that take care of themselves like that, but that much trimming and shaping isn't necessary........


    BRING BACK THE 70's BUSH !!!!!!!!! Just keep off the thighs, ladies.


    i'm good with today's style and trends as they pertain to such matters...but hey, more power to you brother!
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post


    i'm good with today's style and trends as they pertain to such matters...but hey, more power to you brother!
    Yeah I gotta admit, the trend of little to no hair is nice. No more getting hair stuck in your teeth
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    I do think back fondly of when spitting out pubes was a part of foreplay. I am good either way since my primary purpose is not the exterior but the interior.

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    Mmmmmm, shaved pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodewijk View Post
    I've gotta admit, I love women that take care of themselves like that, but that much trimming and shaping isn't necessary........


    BRING BACK THE 70's BUSH !!!!!!!!! Just keep off the thighs, ladies.
    As long as they are not wearing the "brown shorts" then I am ok either way.
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