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    Default Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

    I've searched for this... and nothing came up.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_bar_stool_dui

    Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool
    Tue Mar 31, 9:06 am ET

    NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.

    Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

    Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

    Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
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    hahah...The Wife sent me this a little while ago.

    Here's the link to the Smoking Gun complete with a photograph of the motorized stool.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...091stool1.html
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    I have got to get me one of these!
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    Yep, and you should see the boneheads that plunk down $1000+ for one of the prebuilt ones at the Daytona Turkey Run.
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    A motorised bar stool? That is the best idea in the history of the world. Ever.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    my cousin races riding mowers....it's getting to be quite the thing around these parts too, so I'm not surprised

    check out www.letsmow.com

    But the dumbest thing I ever saw was "slow tractor races" also known as reverse tractor races where geezers bring out their pre 1955 tractors and try to run them down a track as SLOW as they can go without touching the brake (disqualification!)

    last one to the finish line wins

    strangely entertaining in a small town hick kinda way



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    Heh, they have lawnmower racing down behind the bar down the road on US-1....those things are about as much lawnmower as a NASCAR "stock car" is stock.
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