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    Gird your loins Daisy Hill's Avatar
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    Default "Sham Wow" spokesman arrested after tussle with hooker

    according to The Smoking Gun website, Vince Shlomi, other wise known as the Sham Wow guy, was busted in Miami Fla last month after an altercation with a pro.

    After taking her back to his hotel room, Vince kissed the young "lady" at which time she decided to bite his tongue and not let go.....so he punched her several times.

    Prosecutors decided not to press charges

    "Sham WOW!" You can use it as a tourniquet!

    the story from The Smoking Gun

    Including the mug shots


    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html

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    Everyone knows you're not supposed to try to kiss hookers......



    or so I've heard......

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    Ooh, Im first with the SmamWow dude pic!!
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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    I wonder if it would have been better to Slap-Chop his tongue instead of biting it...

    In fact, it sounds kinda like they were trying to act out the "slap-chop"... only in this case it was the "bite-punch".

    "Stop having a boring hooker, stop having a boring life."
    "It's making you cry, it's making me cry."

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    Further proof that "You're gonna love my nuts!" line never really works.


    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Shut up,ho!! Its made in Germany!! They make good stuff!
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Further proof that "You're gonna love my nuts!" line never really works.





    LOL, that's the funniest line he's said!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Looks like Vince Schlomi tried to get his Schlongy wet.
    My man, when you are fantasizing, don't go for attainable, you can get attainable at the local Applebee's. - Dave's Dreidel

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post


    Shut up,ho!! Its made in Germany!! They make good stuff!
    Maybe he thought she was German! Where was camera guy when he was needed?

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    "OK, now you know I can't make this offer all day long..."

    Last edited by chefcraig; 03.27.09 at 08:33 PM.
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    Classic.

    He looks like hell. The camera guy was following you Vince. She doesnt look half bad for it being a mug shot and, well, being a prostitute...AND for being punched several times? Did he hit her with a Shamwow?

    Scars, tattoos, unique features: Co-defendant- "Lucky" on lower back. Niiiice.

    edit: oh, my bad, that mug shot wasnt after this deal
    Last edited by rchop84; 03.28.09 at 04:11 AM.
    Dealing with it.

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    Lucky it was only his tongue ...

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    Somewhere, both Billy Mays and the Juice Man are laughing their asses off.....

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    looks like a beat up willam defoe
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    He should have just jerked off into the Sham Wow !
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