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    Default The F**k It List

    A radio station I was listening to this morning had Michael Ian Black on as a guest.....he has his version of a "Bucket List" (things that you want to do before you die).......his is a "Fuck It List".....things that you will never do in your lifetime.....thought it might be fun.

    A small sample of my Fuck It List.....

    Watch an entire hockey game start to finish
    Learn to appreciate Pink Floyd
    Suduko
    Bitch about who the bass player is in Van Halen
    Re-marry
    Attend a NASCAR event
    Ice fishing
    Take a pottery class
    Ever have hope again that The Golden State Warriors play in a NBA Finals.

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    Jerk off while watching porn and eating Cheetos.
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    Get married again
    Visit anyplace for it's alleged "healing powers"
    Drink alcohol-free beer
    Purchase anything over the internet
    Take up running
    Join an online dating service
    Bungee jump, skydive or perform any sort of stunt in order to cheat death
    Learn to dance
    Enjoy the company of people I'd rather strangle
    Learn to embrace the inner me
    Own a cellphone
    Respect others that show none for me
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Cheer for the Lakers.
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    Listen to Coldplay
    Care about Octopussy or whatever her name is
    Get a hard on for coffee
    Nod my head in agreement with something Nancy Pelosi says
    Watch Brokeback Mountain
    Think that Dane Cook is funny
    Think that Julie Roberts was or is hot.
    Call a comic book a "graphic novel."
    Stop swearing

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    Get off of caffeine.
    Appreciate Oasis.
    Exercise properly.
    Get my drivers license before 17.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    watching porn and eating Cheetos.
    Funny...that's on my "Bucket List"!
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    Give Radiohead a fair listening.
    Take an interest in my carbon footprint (unless I start a forest fire)
    Be more considerate to strangers in Target before I fart
    Give up free porn on teh interwebz
    Stop oggling women
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    Quote Originally Posted by eden View Post
    Funny...that's on my "Bucket List"!
    That's on my to-do list for this weekend....

    There's a lot I'd put on my Fuck It list but for brevity sake, it would include anything with the words Phung Shui, softcore, fat free, and/or New Age.

 

 

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