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    Default Wal-Mart Customer Finds Human Teeth in New Wallet

    Wednesday, March 04, 2009

    FALMOUTH, Mass. — A customer shopping at a Wal-Mart for a wallet claims he found something that definitely didn't fit the bill: human teeth.

    Police say the man found 10 human teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling.

    The customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to employees at the Falmouth store but left without giving his name.

    Police investigating the incident told The Cape Cod Times that the teeth belong to an adult, but since there was no blood or gum tissue on the teeth, they would be unable to perform DNA tests.

    A Walmart spokeswoman said the company believes it was an "isolated incident," but will investigate.
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    wierd...coincidentally the name of the town is FallMOUTH...heehee

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    Oh my God!

    Total brainstorm.

    So, listen up ELVH Inc.

    Red, white and black striped porcelain veneers.

    You know, an alternative the 'gold tooth' rapper, g-unit, thug bullshit, for whitey.

    Cool. I want 10%.
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    So that would be...

    Quote Originally Posted by wham bam will rock View Post
    Oh my God!

    Total brainstorm.

    So, listen up ELVH Inc.

    Red, white and black striped porcelain veneers.

    You know, an alternative the 'gold tooth' rapper, g-unit, thug bullshit, for whitey.

    Cool. I want 10%.
    "Frankenteeth"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post
    "Frankenteeth"?

    Or Frankengrill??
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    Quote Originally Posted by loveevhsince79 View Post
    Or Frankengrill??
    Quite so! This is just begging for a Photoshop!

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    Frankengrill. I like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    wierd...coincidentally the name of the town is FallMOUTH...heehee
    Really?





    I actually live in another city called Falmouth...that never even occurred to me. Must be used to it.
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