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    Default Woman Said "I Do" 23 Times

    Indiana Woman Said "I Do" 23 Times.....
    68-year-old Guinness world record holder would get married again


    An Anderson, Ind., woman has been married 23 times to all kinds of men ... but she'd still do it again because life "gets lonely."

    Because of her multiple marriages, the fictional character Erica Kane on ABC's soap opera "All My Children" has the longest name for a television character: Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Roy Roy Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Marick Marick Montgomery. But one real-life Indiana woman would have her beat by a long shot.

    She was born Linda Lou Taylor, but the 68-year-old Anderson, Ind., woman has had many names over the past 50+ years. That's because she's been hitched 23 times, making her the most married woman in history.

    Linda can't remember her husbands in order, but she remembers the first one vividly. She and George Scott married in 1957, when she was just 16 and he was 31. They stayed together for seven years, making the marriage her longest.

    Her shortest marriage? Thirty-six hours to Fred Chadwick.

    Linda now goes by the surname Wolfe. She and husband Glynn "Scotty" Wolfe did not marry for love, however. The two wed in Arizona in 1996 as part of a publicity stunt. Scotty was the most married man in the world, and Linda was his 29th bride. Scotty died just a few days before their one-year anniversary.

    If you think your ex-spouse story is bad, imagine having 23 of them.

    Linda has been married to a convict, a preacher, a musician, bartenders, homeless men, electricians, and even two gay men. One husband beat her. More than one deserted her.

    But this hasn't discouraged her from walking down the aisle again.

    "I would get married again," Linda told The Indianapolis Star, "because, you know, it gets lonely."
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Some people are just fucked up.

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    This woman needs to take up the good ol American tradition of cat hoarding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    This woman needs to take up the good ol American tradition of cat hoarding.
    I think she needs a friend with a chimpanzee.
    I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

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    It was bound to happen, as the guys tend to leave as soon they find she has one ball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    This woman needs to take up the good ol American tradition of cat hoarding.
    With all due respect to the follow-ups, this was far and away the funniest post here.

    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    This woman needs to take up the good ol American tradition of cat hoarding.
    LMAO!!!!
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    This woman needs to take up the good ol American tradition of cat hoarding.

    Daisy wins the internet!







    Don't read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick_Cinnamon View Post
    Some people are just fucked up.
    Simple, succinct, and oh so true. Well said.

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    When you can't remember the exact order of your spouses, it's probably time to stop.

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    I said "I do" ONCE and that was one too many times!
    "It doesn't mean that much to me to mean that much to you..." -Neil Young

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    "If you go out and buy a Van Halen record and put it in your collection, it'll melt your other records." -David Lee Roth, 1981.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    This woman needs to take up the good ol American tradition of cat hoarding.
    Or prostitution.
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    She's now changed her vows to "I do you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yerfdog View Post
    I think she needs a friend with a chimpanzee.
    HEY...I may be alone...but I am NOT lonely.

    Not to mention, she's the same age as my mom Oooooh, gotta go brush my teeth now. Thanks Yerf.
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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