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    Default And So I Come to You...the Linkers

    So here's the deal...

    the wife is going to join the Houston Roller Derby league but she needs a name.

    Her name was going to be Liz Vicious (take on Sid Vicious) but that ended up being an internet porn model (who's not bad looking by the way) and someone else in the league beat her to the punch on that name.

    So it is with an open heart and optimism that I come to all of you, my brethren and sistren, my beloved VH Linker Community. Help me find a name for my wife.

    To help those of you who aren't familiar with the whole roller derby subculture, their names are all puns and plays on words. For instance:

    Punky BruiseHer (punky brewster)
    Private BeenJammin (private benjamin)
    Creeping Beauty (sleeping beauty)
    Betty Rage (betty page)

    You guys get the picture.

    I need suggestions. C'mon, help a brother's wife out!! I know that someone here will be able to come up with The Name. After all, and I mean this in all sincerity, the VH Links is the single most impressive collection of brilliant minds ever assembled ever.

    Chef, Bret, Seen, bsbl, onefoot, LLF, RedRock, VHRocks...and the rest of you, I KNOW ONE of you has The Name.

    Thank you and good night!

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    I have been to the Roller Derby in Seattle, extremely entertaining.
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    Helen Wheels (Hell On Wheels).
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Helen Wheels (Hell On Wheels).
    Thats pretty good Chef!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post

    Heidi Sausage
    HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    Chef, Bret, Seen, bsbl, onefoot, LLF, RedRock, VHRocks...and the rest of you, I KNOW ONE of you has The Name.

    Bro, I honestly dunno if I could top "Heidi Sausage". I'm just LOSING it over that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO View Post
    I have been to the Roller Derby in Seattle, extremely entertaining.
    Nah. Too long.







    Don't read this.

 

 

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