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    Default Johnny Knoxville detained for inert grenade at airport

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    LOS ANGELES Authorities detained Johnny Knoxville on Thursday for allegedly bringing an inert grenade into Los Angeles International Airport.



    After security screeners spotted the grenade in the "Jackass" star's carry-on luggage, a bomb squad determined it lacked a firing pin or explosive. Police say Knoxville was later released and allowed to board an American Airlines flight to Miami.

    Prosecutors will decide whether to charge the 38-year-old with bringing a prohibited item into a secure area of the airport, a misdemeanor. An e-mail to Knoxville's publicist was not immediately returned.

    Knoxville, whose real name is Philip John Clapp, told officers the grenade was a prop he forgot to remove from his bag, Airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said.
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    What a fucking retard!!!

    (I apologize to everyone that may actually be retarded for lumping you in with this moron!)
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    Ya know the fact that this textbook-case moron makes more money than those of us who bust our fucking humps just to get by doing nothing more than being a ginormous jerkoff just makes me BEG that just one of these stupid fucking stunts will end in a way that would earn this fucktstick a Darwin Award.


    Way to disrupt an already complex airport operation, you shitwhistle. "Forgot", my pasty-white ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
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    ...fucking retard!!!

    ...moron!
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    ...textbook-case moron...ginormous jerkoff...fucktstick... shitwhistle


    All this and only three posts in. This thread is going places!







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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    All this and only three posts in. This thread is going places!
    Okay.....I kinda like the guy.
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    This thread reminds me of last week when I took some time off... Actually watched the movie called "The Ringer" - I honestly couldn't tell you the difference between when he was acting liking like a mentally challanged person and just being himself.

    That being said, I would be lying if I didn't laugh when I saw "Jack-Ass" #1.

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    I'm surprised it was in his carry on and not up his ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    I'm surprised it was in his carry on and not up his ass.
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    Not a dumbass, a jackass. Slight difference.

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    I know this IS a VH site in the end but, Johnny brings a fake grenade onto a plane everybody freaks out.

    I'm not saying Knoxville is smart or a dumbass. Probably I lean more towards the dumbass side as well but may we ALSO remember....

    Eddie brings an unloaded gun onto a plane. Ah, who cares.

    Funny how things like play out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvH_316_5150 View Post
    I know this IS a VH site in the end but, Johnny brings a fake grenade onto a plane everybody freaks out.

    I'm not saying Knoxville is smart or a dumbass. Probably I lean more towards the dumbass side as well but may we ALSO remember....

    Eddie brings an unloaded gun onto a plane. Ah, who cares.

    Funny how things like play out.

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    I thought Ed was a dumbass for that too. But then again I've been critical of a lot of his decisions, but that's just me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    I thought Ed was a dumbass for that too. But then again I've been critical of a lot of his decisions, but that's just me.
    Oh as have I as you well know

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    And I'm not comparing a grenade to a gun. Obviously a grenade on a plane is FAR more serious than a gun.

    But the act itself is stupid!
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    Johnny Knoxville seems like a dumbass, but I can see having a freaking movie prop in your backpack and forgetting about it. I mean it had no firing pin and no explosives in it. The kids laptop in the seat next to him is more dangerous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvH_316_5150 View Post
    I know this IS a VH site in the end but, Johnny brings a fake grenade onto a plane everybody freaks out.

    I'm not saying Knoxville is smart or a dumbass. Probably I lean more towards the dumbass side as well but may we ALSO remember....

    Eddie brings an unloaded gun onto a plane. Ah, who cares.

    Funny how things like play out.

    http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/200...s-rotten-luck/
    Ed's a moron for bringing a gun on a plane as well. I dont remember feeling indifferent towards Ed at all. I thought he was a idiot.
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