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    The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life was when my daddy caught me making out with my b/f under the bleachers at a football game when I was 14. We were kissing and petting hot n heavy....gettin really into it and I hear "What the hell do you think you're doing young lady ?" in my ear. I looked up and there stands my daddy.....PISSED.....then he says "Do you have any idea what that looks like to other people? You are my child, I did not raise you to act like a slut, and you ARE NOT going to act like one. Do you understand?" OH GOD! I wanted to crawl in a hole....I couldn't look at him....all I could muster up was "Yes daddy". Got grounded for a month after that one.................
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    Can't even think of one, I don't get embarassed easily.

    Now, if we were making a list of the stupidest thing I have ever done, unfortunately there would an almost unlimited number of potential occurences for "most stupid".

    I have done a lot of things in which I look back and go "what the hell was I thinking?"
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    I almost burned my entire neighborhod to the fucking ground when I was about 10. I found some matches on the street, so me and a few friends went into the woods to start a campfire. Well, needless to say, the campfire quickly became a brush fire, then into a mini forest fire.... After 4 fire trucks, two cops and a lot of lying, I finally confessed... I'm 38 and my father just let me off being grounded just recently.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Can't even think of one, I don't get embarassed easily.

    Now, if we were making a list of the stupidest thing I have ever done, unfortunately there would an almost unlimited number of potential occurences for "most stupid".

    I have done a lot of things in which I look back and go "what the hell was I thinking?"

    I rarely get embarassed either, and I could've cared less who saw me making out, but MY GOD! It was my DADDY! MY DADDY!!

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    When I was in high school, my girlfriend's father caught us making out under the bleachers. Boy, was he pissed! She got grounded for a month.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    When I was in high school, my girlfriend's father caught us making out under the bleachers. Boy, was he pissed! She got grounded for a month.

    Lol......Steve? Is that you? Dad was pissed, wasn't he? How's your mom and Kenny been doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Lol......Steve? Is that you? Dad was pissed, wasn't he? How's your mom and Kenny been doing?

    I'm still not talking to you, Kimberly.
    You dumped me for Eddie.









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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    I'm still not talking to you, Kimberly.
    You dumped me for Eddie.



    Aww come on now Steve! I did hook you up with Carmen after all that, and you've always known my feelings towards Eddie.


    You still have that 1984 shirt?

    And don't call me Kimberly DAMN IT!!!
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    When you don't take yourself too seriously like I do its hard to get embarassed. I just life my life one day at a time and try my best to enjoy it and be happy.
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    I shouldn't even tell this story because it is soo bad, but it is kind of along the same lines. I went out to KC to go to the Angel's Roc Bar, they are a chain so some of you may be familiar with them. It is in Kansas City's new Power and Light district. By the end of the night everyone was getting super friendly with everyone one else. All of my friends were occupied with other guys and so was I. I wanted to step out and "smoke a cigarette" so I left with my guy right before 1:00, thinking I had plenty of time before the bar closed at 3:00. Well we went into some fire escape type thing and I guess my friends tried to call and text me like 10 times and I didn't answer anything from them. I went down the stairs when we were done and I saw my three friends with the most pissed off looks I have ever seen, worst of all they had a cop with them. I just wanted to die and it was after 3:00, time just kind of escaped from me. I still don't know if they heard me or not, I don't dare ask them, because I would be even more embarrased. Anyway as I was walking away the back of my shirt was all shredded from being up against a brick wall. I was like uh I don't know it must just be a cheap shirt. I seriously am not usually that bad but the environment just lent itself to naughty behavior. I would be fine with it if it hadn't been for the cop with them. Fortunately me and my friends can laugh about it now, but that night I didn't think any of them would ever talk to me again.

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    Almost getting caught in the act with my ex in a hotel elevator at 3am. Still, her bra hanging out of her shirt was probably a hint.
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    I had stayed with a friend drinking one night in his dorm room. Instead of me stumbling back to my room he told me I could just sleep in his roommates bed, since his roommate had gone home for the weekend.

    To set this up even more, I had the worst case of stinky feet during that time that I've ever had in my life. It was from going sans socks in my running shoes, and they were seriously awful.

    Well, when I slept in this guys bed that night, my feet stunk his sheets up something horrible, and he made sure that I knew that he had to wash his sheets because my feet were so nasty.

    One night during a presentation at the auditorium at the college, he was hassling me about something so trying to say something clever, I yell back, "You better be quiet, or else I'll sleep in your bed again!" Not the best choice of words in that situation in front of several hundred people. I never lived that down.
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    Vike, I gotta ask........How were you able to fall asleep smelling your stinky feet?

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    When i was 17 I went visiting universities to see which i wanted apply for. One, in Swansea, Wales, had an ex of my sister's living and studying there. Since they were still friends, she arranged for me to stay with him.

    They lived on a student village and we went out with a group of us to do some drinking. When we got back, I crashed out on the sofa in his room.

    I awoke, standing over his stereo system, with my shorts down and him grabbing me shouting "NO,NO".

    It took me a second or two to wake up and realise what he was doing.

    He said he had been woken by the sound of me sleep-walking, bouncing off the walls and then stopping. He heard the sound of my shorts drop and, just in the nick of time, realised I was about to piss all over his beloved stereo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    I awoke, standing over his stereo system, with my shorts down and him grabbing me shouting "NO,NO".

    Nothing. Just wanted to make sure I read that right.


    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    I awoke, standing over his stereo system, with my shorts down and him grabbing me shouting "NO,NO".
    Okay. I got it now.







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