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    Default Ed In This Months Guitar Player

    Only read a little so far.
    10 things you need to do to play like Eddie Van Halen section.
    So far so cool.
    If anyone finishes readin it before I do, slip a review.
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    1. Drink a lot of cheap wine.
    2. A lot.
    3. I'm talking mass quantities, people.
    4. Be a musical genius.
    5. Start out on drums.
    6. Golf badly.
    7. Marry a Hollywood actress. C-List.
    8. Jump.
    9. Patent everything.
    10. Fire all the other good talent in your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    1. Drink a lot of cheap wine.
    2. A lot.
    3. I'm talking mass quantities, people.
    4. Be a musical genius.
    5. Start out on drums.
    6. Golf badly.
    7. Marry a Hollywood actress. C-List.
    8. Jump.
    9. Patent everything.
    10. Fire all the other good talent in your life.
    You left out pretend to "chase" tone.
    I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yerfdog View Post
    You left out pretend to "chase" tone.
    Also left out, spend a lot of time on the toilet.
    Better use it up before it gets old!

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    Quote Originally Posted by waterdog5 View Post
    Also left out, spend a lot of time on the toilet.
    At least I've got that step covered... my brother gave me the book "Everybody Wants Some" for Christmas and it's the perfect place for reading.

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    Have HUGE hands.

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    Let your lead singer do all the hard work.
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    and these of course:

    Threaten to kick people in the balls often...

    Have an entourage with people like Matt Bruck live in your ass always like he is an attached hemroid...

    Refuse autographs and never throw a bone to anyone who supports you such as fans and tell people that come to your website that they have "no lives"..

    Bless people in restaurants with holy water from your glass...

    Act like your kids are complete genius's at anything they do and tell people how scary they are...

    Be a complete hypocrite and call your friends things like "Saucey" Sobelewski
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    ...and then come here and make fun of Eddie...ad nauseam. Oh wait, I'm talking about people at the VHLinks.
    Leave everything to me!-Powdered Toast Man

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    1. Drink a lot of cheap wine.
    2. A lot.
    3. I'm talking mass quantities, people.
    4. Be a musical genius.
    5. Start out on drums.
    6. Golf badly.
    7. Marry a Hollywood actress. C-List.
    8. Jump.
    9. Patent everything.
    10. Fire all the other good talent in your life.
    Ha! That just made my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashe View Post
    ...and then come here and make fun of Eddie...ad nauseam. Oh wait, I'm talking about people at the VHLinks.
    I think people make fun of him because deep down we love the guy... If he was truly despised no one would give him or any topic related to him more than five minutes of thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkost View Post
    I think people make fun of him because deep down we love the guy... If he was truly despised no one would give him or any topic related to him more than five minutes of thought.
    No alot of people fucking hate him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smme5150 View Post
    Bless people in restaurants with holy water from your glass...
    anybody wanna explain this one to me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotforteacher921 View Post
    anybody wanna explain this one to me?
    He did something like that in Boston during the 2004 tour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuddman5150 View Post
    No alot of people fucking hate him.
    Nobody hates him. People point out his fuckery, doesn't mean they truly believe he's a spawn of Satan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen View Post
    Nobody hates him. People point out his fuckery, doesn't mean they truly believe he's a spawn of Satan.
    I love the word 'Fuckery'. It just kills me every time.

    I don't idolize Ed like I once did, but I don't hate the guy.
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