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    Default Office Christmas parties are good for sex between co-workers

    Presents aren't the only thing on your co-workers' wish list this Christmas.

    A new poll shows it's the season to be jolly, but also primetime for hooking up with that colleague you've harbored a crush on throughout 2008.

    Free-flowing booze and a relaxed holiday party makes inter-office romance inevitable, according a survey of single online daters by Avalanche LLC, which owns date.com and matchmaker.com.

    More than 60% of those questioned said if their office was holding a bash, they would likely hook up with their hot male or female co-worker.

    The mailroom guy or gal was off limits, however, with just over 3% of people saying they would end up together.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle...re_good_f.html
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    Nice....
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    Well, I work with all guys, and our other office that has females, well, not my fantasy, so there ain't gonna be no hooking up at our Christmas party. Good luck to the rest of the working world!

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    See...well, it sucks not having any hot coeds around!

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    Office parties are the one party I have always stayed completely sober at, just to watch the mess that usually ensues.

    Favourite activities include:

    Seeing the drunkest guy picking up the ugliest girl and groping her infront of everyone. Guy hides for a few weeks. Girl thought her luck was in and then spends the year crying, being told all men are bastards.

    The usual photocopies of girls arses/guys wedding tackle. You can find them on noticeboards for months afterwards.

    The couple who get caught fucking on cctv in a store room

    The cracking episode when the drunk tells the boss to fuck off

    When the drunk tells the superior who thinks he is popular that, in fact, everyone thinks he is a dickhead.

    The crying girl. often borderline breakdown.

    Two words: Food fight.

    The guy who gets up for karaoke and does a strip tease in front of everyone. Usually a fat bastard.

    The girl who does the same and gets her tits out for the gathered. Often ends up being the crying girl (see above)

    and best of all...........

    The absolute terror in everyone's eyes as they return to work the next time, with memory holes as big as Madonna's snatch and a case of paranoia to rival any good Hitchcock movie.

    Tis the season allfuckingrightythen.
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    Best Christmas party moment, two drunk young little co-ed interns dirty dancing and making out on the dance floor. At the time I was still young enough in which I didn't feel like a dirty old man!
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    I have been with my present employer for 22 years. In that time, I've gone to 2 Christmas parties. The 1st one, in 1986 when I was 20 years old, my boss (who was female and married to another supervisor in the company) started grabbing my ass and making indecent proposals to me. As her husband was right there and big enough to squash me like a bug, I thought it prudent to get the hell out of there. I didn't go back to another party until 2000 when they were shutting down the plant I was working at. Not big on the whole Christmas office party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post

    The cracking episode when the drunk tells the boss to fuck off

    When the drunk tells the superior who thinks he is popular that, in fact, everyone thinks he is a dickhead.

    classic moments I've gotten to witness...that still make me laugh or at least bring a smile to my face.


    especially when my co-worker called to the embarassed boss as he was to trying to make a semi-dignified get away.."hey Niedermeyer!" as he threw his drink at him.

    needless to say that guy was terminated.
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    office politics + liquor = resume updating

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post

    The girl who does the same and gets her tits out for the gathered. Often ends up being the crying girl (see above)

    What can I say, it was a very bad year.



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    Quote Originally Posted by eden View Post
    What can I say, it was a very bad year.



    (you better fucking give me back those pics.)
    Uh uh...........
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    Our office parties were tamer but I always got a kick out of the worst dancers in the world, were the first to get up and dance.

    I mean, they would make Elaine Benis from Seinfeld look like Michael Flatley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raldo View Post
    Our office parties were tamer but I always got a kick out of the worst dancers in the world, were the first to get up and dance.

    I mean, they would make Elaine Benis from Seinfeld look like Michael Flatley.
    Oooh yeah! Dancing and karaoke are two things that can make/break a reputation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eden View Post
    What can I say, it was a very bad year.



    (you better fucking give me back those pics.)
    What can I say Eden?

    You already know the score: Aston Martin DB9 or internet infamy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eden View Post
    (you better fucking give me back those pics.)

    Hey, thanks for reminding me. I need to get those copies up on eBay.
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